Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 The last one I was with for any amoount of time came up with reverse PMS - She was nice 2 or 3 day's a month. No more marrage's for me not unless she is filthy rich and willing to share. I now have the relationship thing figured out it's simple - every 2 or 3 years I find a woman that I don't like and buy her a house , a car and some other nice thing's , B**g her a couple of times and leave. Back to hunting and the other things that really mater..... Less wasted time.... and they are happer this way also much more receptive to a little grudge feckin latter on! Face it, you've never had the ride have you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob.i 26 Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 another one for me is that IF i wash up and WIPE UP wipe the sides down till there is not water left on sides and every where spotless she has to come in after me and inspect it then preceeds to pick the cloth towel up and go over efvery where i have been or what ive done :realmad: My mrs is worse she will wash the suds out of the bath after Ive had a shower Quote Link to post Share on other sites
willum 89 Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 lol i get that and the usual shout up the stairs just rinse the bath out will ya wtf the water been running any ay ive had a shower Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CarraghsGem 92 Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Gentlemen, like the thread but your women aint that creative! when my OH pisses me off i hide the car keys, his cigarettes and "lose the remote" drives him crackers! then i tell him to put the toilet seat down........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 The last one I was with for any amoount of time came up with reverse PMS - She was nice 2 or 3 day's a month. No more marrage's for me not unless she is filthy rich and willing to share. I now have the relationship thing figured out it's simple - every 2 or 3 years I find a woman that I don't like and buy her a house , a car and some other nice thing's , B**g her a couple of times and leave. Back to hunting and the other things that really mater..... Less wasted time.... and they are happer this way also much more receptive to a little grudge feckin latter on! How true although I'd be quite pleased with 2 or 3 days per month! It seems that modern women these days can't cook, are dirtier than the average batchelor and are lazy as sin! Both my brothers wives are the same. I spend my time off cooking, cleaning and hoovering as I can't stand to live in such a sh*thole. Serves him right for having two. Thought I might have you on gramma there but now I'm not too sure. There are two brothers and two wives... Both of my brother's wives? Both of my brothers wives? I always wanted to join the gramma police but I can't spell. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Gentlemen, like the thread but your women aint that creative! when my OH pisses me off i hide the car keys, his cigarettes and "lose the remote" drives him crackers! then i tell him to put the toilet seat down........ Thats what drives men to domestic abuse. Joke FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MuttleMcTuttle 21 Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 The last one I was with for any amoount of time came up with reverse PMS - She was nice 2 or 3 day's a month. No more marrage's for me not unless she is filthy rich and willing to share. I now have the relationship thing figured out it's simple - every 2 or 3 years I find a woman that I don't like and buy her a house , a car and some other nice thing's , B**g her a couple of times and leave. Back to hunting and the other things that really mater..... Less wasted time.... and they are happer this way also much more receptive to a little grudge feckin latter on! How true although I'd be quite pleased with 2 or 3 days per month! It seems that modern women these days can't cook, are dirtier than the average batchelor and are lazy as sin! Both my brothers wives are the same. I spend my time off cooking, cleaning and hoovering as I can't stand to live in such a sh*thole. Serves him right for having two. Thought I might have you on gramma there but now I'm not too sure. There are two brothers and two wives... Both of my brother's wives? Both of my brothers wives? I always wanted to join the gramma police but I can't spell. The wives of both my brothers...? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 here we go Singular: apostrophe before the s: My brother's wife = one brother has one wife. My brother's wives = still one brother, and he's a bigamist. Plural: apostrophe after the s: My brothers' wives = multiple brothers have multiple wives, the standard arrangement in a busy family. My brothers' wife = multiple brothers have one and the same wife, and they live perhaps in Amazonia. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
willum 89 Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 thought this was a post on what woman do to anoy us ? not how anoying was are teachers back at school in grammar lessons lol sorry chaps couldnt resist Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 (edited) mine always trys stickin her finger up my bum when were makin love Edited March 24, 2010 by tb25 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the night hunter 130 Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 spits!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick1212 389 Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 good hiden once a month weather they deserve it or not keeps them in line Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 good hiden once a month weather they deserve it or not keeps them in line agredd Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 (edited) snd what realy gets to me is i let her give me oral and she wont let me go in the back door. god woman can be bitchers some times. Edited March 24, 2010 by tb25 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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