JohnGalway 1,043 Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 (edited) I had an awful dream the other night. I'd been sent to Hell. The proper real deal, suffering, fire, brimstone, all kinds of awful things. Had enough of it after a while and happened to meet the Devil, asked him is there any chance at all of getting out of this place? Well he said, there's only one guaranteed way out of Hell. So I asked him what it was. You have to shag the ugliest woman in Hell. So I looked around and picked out a right horrible looking ould one, how about her? No, no, said the Devil, not even close. There she is over there. The foulest looking creature you ever could imagine, warts, boils, puss leaking from sores, you get the picture. But, this was Hell, and it wasn't all it was cracked up to be. So I had a sit down to ponder giving her a ride and my ticket out of there, when all of a sudden I spot You (who's reading this!), with a young, slim blonde, drop dead gorgeous, huge chest Hang on a minute here now Mr Devil! I know this si Hell and all and it's not supposed to be fair and that. But, how come I get all this suffering and pain and punishment and have to shag that ould yoke and Him over there get's a stunner of a young blonde???? Well, the Devil says.... Sure the women want out of here too Edited March 19, 2010 by JohnGalway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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the fezz 44 Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mangy1983 51 Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 And if it happened to be a woman reading this! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JohnGalway 1,043 Posted March 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 And if it happened to be a woman reading this! No doubt they'd engage their sense of humour Quote Link to post Share on other sites
all.rounder 3 Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 am in a living hell Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 very good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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