droid 11 Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Strong Stuff 2,171 Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck." It's bigger than mine then!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stealthy1 3,964 Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
droid 11 Posted March 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 (edited) "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck." It's bigger than mine then!!! If it'd been me, she'd have said 'Hang on while I find my glasses' Edited March 17, 2010 by droid Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimmy100 48 Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 that has made my day funny as f**k!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scottishlass 57 Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 did she no have a set o teeth in her gob Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fishfish 17 Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 how in the hell did he get away with not being charged for a sexual offence? ive stuck me nob in a few birds faces and never with the intention of nocking one out so to speak! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kill um with crisps 7 Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Well at least they met eye to eye! Lol! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck." It's bigger than mine then!!! I was about to quote the same bit then .... can't imagine it, don't want to Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BRYAN3 29 Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 He should have mugged an old dear as the fine would have been only £50. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
torchey 1,328 Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck." It's bigger than mine then!!! what was she.....a midget..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RicW 67 Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 I have applied for Lithuanian citizenship. Puts a whole new meaning on "dickhead" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kernel gadaffi 0 Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 A friend of mine was working in a shop in Gateshead several years ago when a flasher came in and gave it a quick wave, my mate said, "that looks just like a c*ck but smaller", the flasher never returned. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,479 Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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