mart 131 Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 ....on discovery, what a wanker! kids, if you ever get stuck in the wilderness, do exactly the opposite of what bear grylls is doing and you might actually make it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wild_and_Irish 11 Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mart 131 Posted March 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 jeez, it just gets worse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mart 131 Posted March 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 yeah, you´re right about that. just saw him trying descend from a cliff via a birchtree, that cracked me up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wild_and_Irish 11 Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 come on mart he may be a wanker but you got to admit its funny as f**k some of the things he eats.on one episode he ate chunks of apple he pulled from a huge pile of bear shit :sick:..i love watching him just for the sheer stupidity of the whole concept,i mean how many of us are ever going to be lost in the wilderness in mexico or find ourselves on the wild west coast of ireland where if you walked for about 20 mins you'd find a nice warm pub.makes me laugh every show Saw that, ye could see where the were cutting turf Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 23,326 Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 A few facts about Bear Grylls; He was NEVER in the SAS or any Special Forces ! He attempted selection for the TA SAS, but dropped out and therefore didn't complete the selection. He Never flew a microlight aircraft over Everest ! He flew a microlight the HIEGHT of Everest, but he was in Africa when he did this...Everest is in Asia ! He had to admit he was staying in 4 star hotels, when he was claiming to be living in a jungle, when a newspaper "outed" him ! His camera crew and production crew do everything, and more, (they have to carry all their gear !) than he does, apart from eating the crap he doe's, but doctors have to OK everything he eats before he does it ! But never mind; it's good TV !! Cheers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cajunrules 8 Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 Ever see the episode in africa where he squeezes the fluid out of an elephant shit for a drink? Crazy c**t Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fraggle 4 Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 A few facts about Bear Grylls; He was NEVER in the SAS or any Special Forces ! He attempted selection for the TA SAS, but dropped out and therefore didn't complete the selection. He Never flew a microlight aircraft over Everest ! He flew a microlight the HIEGHT of Everest, but he was in Africa when he did this...Everest is in Asia ! He had to admit he was staying in 4 star hotels, when he was claiming to be living in a jungle, when a newspaper "outed" him ! His camera crew and production crew do everything, and more, (they have to carry all their gear !) than he does, apart from eating the crap he doe's, but doctors have to OK everything he eats before he does it ! But never mind; it's good TV !! Cheers. Have you got proof of him not being in the sas as every where i look it says he served 3 years in there as a trooper and a survival instructor. Ray mears calls him a boy scout lol. I like his shows good saterday night viewing lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FightTheBan 1,147 Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 I have to admit, I have heard first hand from an ex Hereford Guy that he was not badged, and in those circles he is considered a joke. Someone I know was rung by his production crew to act as an adviser on a project he was leading. He refused, as he didn't want to be connected with him. You will also note he reports in his shows that he was ex 'special forces'..........not SAS, it s a play on words, and a whole different thing. As a TV presenter is ok, maybe he should stick to that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clint 45 Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 I alway wonder, how this man live wild, but shave every day , also clean! he has camera team & eat poo !! no make sence. when you go hungry, instinct & you brain tell you what good & bad, if taste bad, no eat, if smell bad ,no eat. If you see animal eat, drink,some place ,ok.You see animal go in house you find meat, dig out or trap.If you see bird fly, catch. easy ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob.i 26 Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 Id rather eat bear shit than watch bear grylls give me Ray Mears or Les Hiddins any day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wild_and_Irish 11 Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 Ray Mears isn't stupid, he sits back lights a fire and smokes some salmon he caught rather than giving detailed descriptions of what a scorpion tastes like while dangling off a cliff. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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