Malt 379 Posted June 13, 2010 Report Share Posted June 13, 2010 The human head louse evolved on the human head alongside human beings, but pubic lice originally evolved on the gorilla.. Draw your own conclusions as to what the first ever sufferer of the crabs done to get infected... .... the dirty c**t! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 Did you know that the Middle classes claim around £50 Billion in State benefits a year. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogs-n-natives 1,182 Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 ... A whollop of badgers A b*****d of crows ... A collection of nouns I thought it was a Cete of Badgers and a Murder of Crows. haha your quite right mate, you spotted my own versions! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 ... A whollop of badgers A b*****d of crows ... A collection of nouns I thought it was a Cete of Badgers and a Murder of Crows. haha your quite right mate, you spotted my own versions! LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
oohmydog 82 Posted June 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 There are Lions main jellyfish appearing in the sea of Cornwall ,they are very venomous ,if stung you can suffer seizures or unconscious -ness these are the real deal so if your a surfer be careful Quote Link to post Share on other sites
oohmydog 82 Posted June 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 Deadliest creatures to humans Insect mosquito ,Domesticated ,Dog ,Wild ,King cobra Quote Link to post Share on other sites
oohmydog 82 Posted June 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 TSAVO MANEATERS,To mane-less lions killed and ate over 35 workers of a railway in the 1860s both lions were shot the first took 5 shots of a 303 lee en-field to stop it ,the second also took 5 shots from the same gun 3 weeks later ,both lions were over 9 feet long they can be seen in the field museum of natural history in Chicago,the number of people killed but not eaten by the lions is thought to be much higher Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 You can beat an egg but you cant beat a wank Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob.i 26 Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 two twits make a twat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
oohmydog 82 Posted June 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 The biggest fish to be caught in a British river is a 64lb salmon from the river Tay ,it could have been beaten when to anglers caught a cat fish from the river Thames which bottomed a set of 60lb scales ,cat fish experts thought it was 65lb plus .Wow Quote Link to post Share on other sites
oohmydog 82 Posted July 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2010 Its been a very good breeding season for the English partridge Quote Link to post Share on other sites
oohmydog 82 Posted July 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Many years ago they used urine to cure leather which coined to sayings used today If your family pissed in a pot and took it to the tannery for a few pence you were called PISS POOR. If your family could not afford a pot you ,Didnt have a pot to piss in . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
oohmydog 82 Posted August 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Ticks are around in greater numbers than ever, they are the ultimate parasite they wait in the grass for some warm blooded animal to pass then jump aboard and feed and breed earth dogs and ferrets can get infected very quickly they must be removed as soon as you feel them, check your charges regular Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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