SEAN3513 7 Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat." Vet: "Is it a tom?" Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us." *** A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by. Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?" Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?" Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!" *** A Yorkshireman's wife dies and the widower decides that her headstone should have the words "she were thine" engraved on it. He calls the stone mason, who assures him that the headstone will be ready a few days after the funeral. True to his word the stone mason calls the widower to say that the headstone is ready and would he like to come and have a look. When the widower gets there he takes one look at the stone to see that it's been engraved "she were thin". He explodes - fooking 'ell man, you've left the fooking "e" out, you've left the fooking "e" out! The stone mason apologises and assures the poor widower that it will be rectified the following morning. Next day comes and the widower returns to the stone mason - "There you go sir, I've put the "e" on the stone for you". The widower looks at the stone and then reads out aloud - "E, she were thin". *** Bloke from Barnsley with a sore a*** asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?" Chemist replies "Aye, magnum or cornetto?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watchman 256 Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 ay lad,very good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
diggory 130 Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 champion lad ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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dafydd thomas 13 Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 very good i like them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RicW 67 Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 (edited) Ay-up lad. They're all mad bar me and thee and Ah'm non so sure abaht thee. An' recall tha Dad's words. Hear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all all, drink all pay nowt. An' if tha does owt for nowt do it for tha sen. Put t'wood in t'oil tha daft twat Ric Edited February 28, 2010 by RicW Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mexlad 189 Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 am tellin thi Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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michaelw5753 0 Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Ay-up lad. They're all mad bar me and thee and Ah'm non so sure abaht thee. An' recall tha Dad's words. Hear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all all, drink all pay nowt. An' if tha does owt for nowt do it for tha sen. Put t'wood in t'oil tha daft twat Ric the yorkshire mans motto. its eat all SUP all pay nowt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RicW 67 Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Ay-up lad. They're all mad bar me and thee and Ah'm non so sure abaht thee. An' recall tha Dad's words. Hear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all all, drink all pay nowt. An' if tha does owt for nowt do it for tha sen. Put t'wood in t'oil tha daft twat Ric the yorkshire mans motto. its eat all SUP all pay nowt You're not wrong. Ric Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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