Nell 1 Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 (edited) Its the other halfs birthday today.... shes a daughter of satan I'm sure You think thats bad, my stepmother was born on the 31st October - Halloween, we have some laughs with that topic when we were younger :11: :tongue4: And yes, she has all the attributes associated with the date, she even had a big fat black cat :11: Edited October 13, 2006 by Nell Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ANWL 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 LOST ME FECKIN KEYS SPENT ALL MORNING LOOKING FOR THEM ......... THEN RAN OVER THEM WITH THE FECKIN LAWNMOWER DUCKWING SNAP...lost my house keys still not found them..looks like im fitting new locks tomorrow.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mac 30 Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 Dentist appointment now i talk with a lisp Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JOEB Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 :11: sat on the bog tismornin.... thought i was going to crap a block... when i did there was blood on the paper... apparently i have minor piles.... beat that Do they need promotion to become Major Piles JOEB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oldskool Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 (edited) :11: sat on the bog tismornin.... thought i was going to crap a block... when i did there was blood on the paper... apparently i have minor piles.... beat that Do they need promotion to become Major Piles JOEB if they are not treated now they will get the title of major.... from what i can remember i have never had to go to the docs, and now that i've been i've had, what felt like, his arm up my arse ... hows that for a fine how do you do!! .. friday the 13th, i will never doubt your powers again Edited October 15, 2006 by oldskool Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Piles? Doctors arms? Bits of Boys! REAL Men sort their own out ..... with a, rag in the mouth, sloosh of TCP and a good, stiff Hair Brush! ..... ? ..... Moi? ..... !!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oldskool Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 feck sake ,,,, if i have to sort it out with a hair brush then i dont want to be a real man... :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 feck sake ,,,, if i have to sort it out with a hair brush then i dont want to be a real man... :kiss: Lubricate your finger and gently push them back if they will go. Get some anusol that will shrink them and give some relief from itching....do not itch them, and do not shove a brush up your bum MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chillitt 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 a warm spoon is supposed to be good... but it'll want a swill under the hot tap afterwards.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oldskool Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 (edited) minor piles are very common, infact, the doc told me that % of people will have minor piles at some point in their lives (fri 13th was my point)... the definition of minor piles is blood on the paper and sometimes a harsh pain up your back passage.... major piles is when you get a bunch of grapes hangin from your arse, then a funny circular cushion will be your only source of relief when you sit down... they can give them laser treatment nowadays... Edited October 15, 2006 by oldskool Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oldskool Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 a warm spoon is supposed to be good... but it'll want a swill under the hot tap afterwards.. i will, after i stir my tea Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nelson 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 :11: sat on the bog tismornin.... thought i was going to crap a block... when i did there was blood on the paper... apparently i have minor piles.... beat that Do they need promotion to become Major Piles JOEB if they are not treated now they will get the title of major.... from what i can remember i have never had to go to the docs, and now that i've been i've had, what felt like, his arm up my arse ... hows that for a fine how do you do!! .. friday the 13th, i will never doubt your powers again Its not his arm if he's got both hands on your shoulder matey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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