Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 Jigsaw; Do what ye like with it, mate, with my blessing. The Anti's will surely be bandying it around amongst each other as yet another example of the inherant callousness of Field Sportsmen. The irony, as ever, quite lost on them. Dawn: So what, IYHO, is ? And please do share sources Cracking One Off Even As Ye Read This! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zap 4 Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 Preamble: I was going into town the other day and had to take a small detour which led to me legging it down a longish stretch of what, for Leitrim, passes as a busyish road. Spotting a crushed fox sort of set the scene, though unbenownst to me. Road kill isn't common around here; I guess because people have a mind for others, farm, Dogs and generally tend to drive with a bit of care. But this is, as said, a busyer road. And it gets it's fair share even of huge, articulated lorries. So, anyway; There I am, trundling down towards town, when I spot yet another piece of road kill up on the opposite verge. But wait! There's Two! And, unless my old eyes are deceiving me ....? I nipped over for a closer look. Deep joy! And such an artistic impression! I got the camera out and quickly snuck a surrepticious shot. Only one and then I hurried on my way. I didn't want the locals to think me any more odd than they may already do. I so wish I'd got a better shot. But it's all I have and will have to do. Later, thinking on what ever incident could have layed on such a delightful spectacle for my ~ and now your ~ entertainment, I was moved to embellish and, perhaps, bolster our savouring enjoyment of the scene. Thus I tapped out this to accompany and maybe help explain the photograph. Enjoy. As I did the scene: :whistle: Cats They faced each other in the road A mutual hatred over load. Neither willing to back down They'd face each other, hold their ground. Dark fur bristled. Green eyes glistened A sound approached yet niether listened. Claws extended. Muscles tight. No heed payed to approaching light. From each throat rose a mewling grumble. Approaching fast a heavy rumble. They'd just started to hiss and spit As dipped headlights the tableux lit. Their minds elsewhere and full of hate They both looked up but just too late. The artic' sped on with two 'Splat!, 'Splat!' 's And the world was rid of two more cats! F*ckin' Sorted! brilliant that :11: :11: ,horrible things cats Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oldskool Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 cats are supposed to carry all sorts of nasty crap in their saliva, not like a dog!!! a dogs saliva is very good for healing cuts etc.... even if he has spent the day lickin his balls Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bubbles 0 Posted October 14, 2006 Report Share Posted October 14, 2006 Feral cats are fooking scum our meg is up to 12 so far many a moggie has graced my wheelie bin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest trill Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 (edited) Feral cats are fooking scum our meg is up to 12 so far many a moggie has graced my wheelie bin this one will give old meg a run for her money [bANNED TEXT] its killed five dogs already! and its just eaten one of them plummer terriers Edited October 15, 2006 by trill Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bubbles 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 :11: what the fook is it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nelson 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Report Share Posted October 15, 2006 Feral cats are fooking scum our meg is up to 12 so far many a moggie has graced my wheelie bin this one will give old meg a run for her money mate its killed five dogs already! and its just eaten one of them plummer terriers CHUFF ME ..look at the pussy on her. Great stuff D/S love it,cant beat the death of a cat,something to savour,f'kem all Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIG DIG 0 Posted October 16, 2006 Report Share Posted October 16, 2006 :11: shit hot that mate :11: :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gibby 0 Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 Ditch, that is genius mate :thumbs-up: ! Wish one of those cats in the picture was the one that stole a dead rabbit out of my shed the other day when I left it open for just 2 mins! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lampinglurcher 36 Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 great pics ds! the world is a better place now... :11: my pup hasnt really met one properly - the terrier is a menace on em though! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Squirrel_Basher 17,100 Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 Nice one Ditch .What gets me is the fact that cats are allowed to roam free whereas your dog is not .If the cat should get killed by a dog whilst out free in the country side then as far as Im concerned thats fair play and a result .My last lurcher was a specialist on the subject . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swanseajack 227 Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nelson 0 Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 Don't you just hate the things Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thurso jack 3 Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 i hate them with a passion, when i was about 11 or 12 i had two pet rabbits, and they humped and were due to have baby rabbits, coming up to the due date i would be up and out of bed every morning at 5 or 6 am to see if the doe had given birth, well on the day they were due i went out to the hutch to see if anything had happened, to find the neighbours cat muching on the heads of 4 little baby rabits and the two dead parents beside them, needles to say the neighbours cat went missing a few days later i think it got a lead injection,?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JOEB Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 this one will give old meg a run for her money mate its killed five dogs already! and its just eaten one of them plummer terriers It wasnt to ground at the time was it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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