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A hunter walked over to a tree and propped up his shotgun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged shooting the hunter in the genitals.

 

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.

"Well Sir, I have some good news and some bad news . . . The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot ."

 

"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.

"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."

 

"Well, I reckon that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

 

"Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Govan orange band. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't pish in your face."

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