am i the only one?

[borntoshoot 1]

Hi all. sitting here doing bugger all talking to random people online when i suddenly got the urge to go out and take apart the shopping trolley someone has dumped at the other end of the village and screw them to a piece of ply i have in the shed and go down the road on it.

 

Am i the only person who gets strange urges like this? if not what do you get urges to do?

and before anyone says anything masturbating, kill the missus etc does NOT count.

[rob.i 26]

Felt like having bananas and custard for supper but it was too strange to contemplate

[trapperman 474]

i often get the urge to kill the misses while having a w##k

[greatwhitehunter 47]

when ever im holding glass bottles i always want to smash them while they are in my hand or throw them at something and when ever im drunk i feel i need to get my pecker out

[borntoshoot 1]

i get tempted to try to squeeze one of the really thin glasses we get given port in on shoot days at beating and see how much pressure it can take before it smashes.

[watchman 256]

iv always had the urge to tell my wife she not as good in bed as her sister

[clint 45]

Only urge i get, when lady at bar in village , buy me drink & ask to go to hey barn, with giggle. I have urge to give in

[panda 0]

i often get the urge to kill the misses while having a w##k

 

been caught with your trousers round your ankles a few times have you ?

[pottyboots 1]

I often have the urge to rub the wifes tooth brush on the crack off my arse, when she winds me up

[longdog13 36]

I often get the urge to kidnapp the local crackheads and cut their fingers off in my cellar

Don't judge me.................... :crazy:

[FightTheBan 1,147]

"often have the urge to rub the wifes tooth brush on the crack off my arse, when she winds me up "

 

Feckin brilliant. PMSL

FTB

[Guest ROUGH COATED]

I sometime's get the urge to DRIVE A TRUCK THROUGH THE LOCAL MOSQUE because it STINK'S LIKE SHITE :sick: AND IM SICK OF SEEING PAKI'S RAPING THE LIFE OUT THIS PLACE WITH NO RESPECT FOR THE BRITISH PEOPLE WHAT SO EVER

[trapperman 474]

I sometime's get the urge to DRIVE A TRUCK THROUGH THE LOCAL MOSQUE because it STINK'S LIKE SHITE :sick: AND IM SICK OF SEEING PAKI'S RAPING THE LIFE OUT THIS PLACE WITH NO RESPECT FOR THE BRITISH PEOPLE WHAT SO EVER

[littlefish 586]

I often have the urge to rub the wifes tooth brush on the crack off my arse, when she winds me up

 

Watch what you say now.................she could already be using yours to clean under the rim of the toilet.

[Born Hunter 17,780]

Been having urges for bbq chicken wings ever since i had them at hooters about a month ago. Not hard to figure that one out though, lol. Boobs.... bbq wings.................. heaven on earth. Also been having the urge to go on a shit scary rollercoaster. Neither really strange but urges ive been having non the less