Picked this up from another forum

[Phantom 631]

I been asked "Give me 10 reasons why is a gun better than a Woman"

 

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

 

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

 

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

 

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

 

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

 

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

 

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

 

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

 

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

 

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

 

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

 

 

Many thanks to Michael (He knows who he is ) for that one made me giggle

 

Phantom

[andyz 30]

Nice one Phantom LOL, all very very true......

 

Andy

[Sweeney-Todd 208]

[4x4dartmoor 2]

Spot on. LOL

[Marksman 934]

No's 1 & 8 are great!

 

 

Darryl

[zini 1,939]

LOL Phantom,

 

So true mate

 

Si

[Airgunner2010 1]

no 1 is the best as it stands true

[stealthy1 3,964]

[venomviper 129]

hi ya buddy

one of lads on another forum put that up as well lol it is funny i read it out to the wife last night lol

 

shay

Edited February 23, 2010 by venomviper