Very nearly a pest control joke .

[comanche 3,076]

Oh I apologise but,,, Why did the lady have mud on her shoulder?

 

Er ,,She had a mole on her neck. Quick ...run away ...

[410phil 4]

That's bloody terrible :clapper:

[comanche 3,076]

That's bloody terrible :clapper:

I am (a bit) sorry.Someone must have some good pest control jokes or at least some really ,really bad ones worth telling ?

[410phil 4]

A bloke hits a rabbit with his car and goes to shift it out of the road.

As he goes to move it and starts feel a bit bad as it beyond any use as food as its really mangled.

Suddenly this old priest turns up at the side of him and asks what's' happened?

so he explains that he hit it with the car and he feels a bit bad as he can't eat it and thinks its a real waste.

So the priest tells him not to worry and pulls a bottle out from his coat and sprinkles it on the rabbit.

Suddenly the rabbits pulls back together and is perfect in every way.

The guy cant believe his eyes as it runs off in to a field turns around and gives them both a wave then runs further in to the field turns around and waves again and then finally just before disappearing over the brow of the hill turns around once more waves and goes out of sight.

The guy is really shocked and asks the priest "what on earth was that you sprinkled on that rabbit?Was it some kind of holy water something?

No my son the priest replies, It was hair restorer with a permanent wave. :doh: :doh:

 

 

410 Phil

[comanche 3,076]

A bloke hits a rabbit with his car and goes to shift it out of the road.

As he goes to move it and starts feel a bit bad as it beyond any use as food as its really mangled.

Suddenly this old priest turns up at the side of him and asks what's' happened?

so he explains that he hit it with the car and he feels a bit bad as he can't eat it and thinks its a real waste.

So the priest tells him not to worry and pulls a bottle out from his coat and sprinkles it on the rabbit.

Suddenly the rabbits pulls back together and is perfect in every way.

The guy cant believe his eyes as it runs off in to a field turns around and gives them both a wave then runs further in to the field turns around and waves again and then finally just before disappearing over the brow of the hill turns around once more waves and goes out of sight.

The guy is really shocked and asks the priest "what on earth was that you sprinkled on that rabbit?Was it some kind of holy water something?

No my son the priest replies, It was hair restorer with a permanent wave. :doh: :doh:

 

 

410 Phil

AAAAAGH

[darren67 9]

Oh I apologise but,,, Why did the lady have mud on her shoulder?

 

Er ,,She had a mole on her neck. Quick ...run away ...

hope she was insured :D

[darren67 9]

a hedgehog says to the rabbit , how do you cross the road at night with out getting ran over the rabbit replays its easy when you see the light coming you line yourself up to the middle of the lights, the rabbit say watch sees the light comming lines himself up crouches down and the car goes right over the top of him then he goes back to the hedgehog and tells him to try so the hedgehog sees the car coming lines himself up crouches down and squash the rabbit turner round an said that was unlucky you dont get meany three wheelers on this road

[kill um with crisps 7]

A line of guns stood in a field waiting. As the sound of the beaters gets nearer a pheasant comes over and a fella raises his gun, fires both barrels, misses and shouts "oh feck it"! This happens twice more and eventually the next gun along who happens to be a clergyman sais "if you keep swearing the lord will strike you down my son". Another pheasant gets up and again the fella raises his gun, fires both barrels and shouts "oh fecking hell"! The clouds parted, a finger appeared between them, a bolt of lightning hits the clergyman and a voice booms from the clouds "oh feck it"!