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A lot of people myself incuded (Not so much these days)are out and about in some pretty wild places at all times of day and night, have you ever seen anything weird like one of those big cats that are supposed to be breeding in Britain??

 

ive never seen anything more frightening than my reflection in the mirror but maybe someone has seen something?

 

That thread on the mountain cats got me started and as ive said my arse would fall out if that came into the beam i wouldnt be able to run as my wellies woud be full of shite, maybe the smell wuld put it off??

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while in an country park many moons ago walking the dogs by lamp light in the early hours, I chanced upon Keith Chegwin, slumped on a park bench, wearing a track suit head band, and sporting half a bottle of bells whisky...pissed as a newt - half consious and dribbling incohernatly......Being the good citizen that i am, I relieved him of the whisky, but it was open, and unfortunately 'came to rest' all in his lap....just looked like he'd pee'd himself :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: ...

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MANY MOONS AGO I WAS OUT LAMPING NEAR THE A1 IN THE BERWICK UPON TWEED AREA WITH MY MATE MAC,WHEN WE HEARED A DEEP GROWLING NOISE

WE BOTH LOOKED AT EACH OTHER SHOWING THE WHITES OF OUR EYES,AND FOR SOME SILLY REASON I POINTED THE LAMP IN THE DIRECTION OF THE GROWL,ONLY TO SEE THE BIGGEST FECKING MALE LION YOU EVER DID SEE :icon_eek: TALK ABOUT DALEY THOMPSON

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MAC WENT LIKE SHIT OFF A SHOVEL FOLLOWED BY ME HUNG ONTO TO HIS SHIRT FLAP WITH THINKING,IF HES GOING TO EAT ME FOR DINNER,HES HAVING MAC FOR DESERT.

THE NEXT MORNING IN THE NEWS PAPER IT REPORTED THAT CHIPPERFIELD CIRCUS WAS MAKING ITS WAY UPTO EDINBOROUGH WHEN THE LORRY CARRYING SOME OF LIONS HAD A BLOW OUT AND THE LORRY OVER TURNED, AND THE LION MADE ITS ESCAPE,ONLY TO BE SHOT BY A MARKSMAN.

I KID YOU NOT

JIMMY

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MAC WENT LIKE SHIT OFF A SHOVEL FOLLOWED BY ME HUNG ONTO TO HIS SHIRT FLAP WITH THINKING,IF HES GOING TO EAT ME FOR DINNER,HES HAVING MAC FOR DESERT.

THE NEXT MORNING IN THE NEWS PAPER IT REPORTED THAT CHIPPERFIELD CIRCUS WAS MAKING ITS WAY UPTO EDINBOROUGH WHEN THE LORRY CARRYING SOME OF LIONS HAD A BLOW OUT AND THE LORRY OVER TURNED, AND THE LION MADE ITS ESCAPE,ONLY TO BE SHOT BY A MARKSMAN.

I KID YOU NOT

JIMMY

 

Bet you shit yourself :icon_eek:

 

:clapper::clapper::clapper::clapper:

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MAC WENT LIKE SHIT OFF A SHOVEL FOLLOWED BY ME HUNG ONTO TO HIS SHIRT FLAP WITH THINKING,IF HES GOING TO EAT ME FOR DINNER,HES HAVING MAC FOR DESERT.

THE NEXT MORNING IN THE NEWS PAPER IT REPORTED THAT CHIPPERFIELD CIRCUS WAS MAKING ITS WAY UPTO EDINBOROUGH WHEN THE LORRY CARRYING SOME OF LIONS HAD A BLOW OUT AND THE LORRY OVER TURNED, AND THE LION MADE ITS ESCAPE,ONLY TO BE SHOT BY A MARKSMAN.

I KID YOU NOT

JIMMY

 

Bet you shit yourself :icon_eek:

 

:clapper::clapper::clapper::clapper:

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MAC WENT LIKE SHIT OFF A SHOVEL FOLLOWED BY ME HUNG ONTO TO HIS SHIRT FLAP WITH THINKING,IF HES GOING TO EAT ME FOR DINNER,HES HAVING MAC FOR DESERT.

THE NEXT MORNING IN THE NEWS PAPER IT REPORTED THAT CHIPPERFIELD CIRCUS WAS MAKING ITS WAY UPTO EDINBOROUGH WHEN THE LORRY CARRYING SOME OF LIONS HAD A BLOW OUT AND THE LORRY OVER TURNED, AND THE LION MADE ITS ESCAPE,ONLY TO BE SHOT BY A MARKSMAN.

I KID YOU NOT

JIMMY

 

Bet you shit yourself :icon_eek:

 

:clapper::clapper::clapper::clapper:

MAC DID,BECAUSE MY HAND WAS PLASTERED IN IT WHEN I GRABBED HOLD OF HIS SHIRT FLAP :tongue2:

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