Night Hunter 109 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 GOT THE WIFE A NEW BAG AND A BELT FOR VALENTINES DAY......... THE HOOVER SHOULD WORK GREAT NOW...LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dillan 19 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 Nice one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
birkychrissy 3 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 Ive got a valentine's poem that has never yet failed to get me in a girl's knickers:--- roses are red, violets are blue, ive got a knife, now get in the fooooocking van. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,254 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: get in the van :clapper: :clapper: spat beer out my nose Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darrendark 0 Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 i booked mine a table for sat night (hope she can play fecking snooker) daz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,899 Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 last year my missus asked to be tied to the bed and make her scream ....i beat her with a broom handle ,by fcuk she didnt half scream,didnt talk to me for 3 months after it.No feckin pleasing her Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fragle 1 Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 last year my missus asked to be tied to the bed and make her scream ....i beat her with a broom handle ,by fcuk she didnt half scream,didnt talk to me for 3 months after it.No feckin pleasing her :clapper: :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yoggerman 5 Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 i bought my last girlfiend for valentines day, a box of chocolates and a dildo... she said whats this for..... i said if you dont like the chocolates then go and f*ck yourself........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pottyboots 1 Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 i bought my last girlfiend for valentines day, a box of chocolates and a dildo... she said whats this for..... i said if you dont like the chocolates then go and f*ck yourself........ nice one!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hairyface 211 Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 im guaranteed anal sex tomorrow..... my dyslexic girlfriend thinks its VASALINE DAY,lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
North Country Boy 0 Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 Got a valentines blow job when i woke up this morning, well at least the dog still loves me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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