ArchieHood 3,692 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 This is a real tough one!! This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line. THE SITUATION: You are in London, There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photo-journalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing into the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury. THE TEST: Suddenly, you see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer... Somehow, the man looks familiar... You suddenly realise who it is............................................................. ...................It's Muslim Cleric Abu Hamza (the hook handed b*****d) You notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever. You have two options: You can save the life of Abu or you can shoot a dramatic Prize winning photo,documenting the death of one of the country's most despised, evil and powerful men! THE QUESTION: Here's the question, and please give an honest answer... Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
epo 2 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 :clapper: funny as fook Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WHITEYrs4 29 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 I have to go for the high contrast colour film myself thats being honest Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stabba 10,745 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 Fcuk that... the cam corder would be out lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,511 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 :clapper::clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,274 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 Would be difficult to take photos and balance on one foot (the other foot on the fookers head holding him under). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnieboy 93 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 i personally would throw something to help him ..................... like his wife and kids Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Footu 1 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 i dont think i could take the photo. I wouldnt want to waste a second of watching such a beautiful moment. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
salclalin 240 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 Brilliant Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mexlad 189 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 id chuck the camera at the horrible c**t Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steveS.Yorks 161 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 Are you close enough to kick him in the head? And if so what lens would be needed to capture my size 11 going in clearly? Thats real "pest control" lmao. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cheekychick 4 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Keswick 119 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 f**k that, if this really was a flood of biblical proportions, i would throw him a rope and let him dangle there until the plague of killer sharks arrived. I would probably go for shots of both colour, for the tacky rags like the sun and daily sport and black and white for the more upstream magazines like horse and hound. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fragle 1 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 very good :clapper: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beef 2 Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 The Aussies don't mince words One thing about blokes from Oz is that their hearts and humour are always in the right place! T B. Bechtel, a City Councillor from Newcastle, Australia, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience. HIS STATEMENT: 'If hooking up one dirty little terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camelshagger will save just one Australian life, then I have only three things to say,' 'Red is positive, Black is negative, and Make sure his nuts are wet.' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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