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Are BMW Drivers Wankers


  

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  1. 1. Would You Consider A Good Proportion Of Them To Be Wankers?

    • Yes They Are Mostly Wankers
    • No They Are Not Wankers


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I'm gonna get strife for this...

 

But, as a car driver, who makes a reasonable attempt not to run over little old ladies, students, sheep or other, it gauls me how some bikers behave on the road. As if it's their private speedway, driving two inches from my drivers side brake light at max legal limit. IF, God forbid, one of them ever rear ends me, I will find it hard not to say "serves you right" as he's being scraped off the road!

 

 

Do you drive a Volvo by any chance biggrin.gif

If he did, would he being driving at the max speed limit?.................No!

I'm with you mate, bikers seem to think they are the greatest road users in the world along with lorry drivers and worst of all coach drivers!

 

Swampy

 

motorcylingning

 

ps I have a bike. And I AM the best road user in the world

the only safe car driver is a lorry driver going to/going home from work in his, :feck:

OK I'll make a concession for that. So its just at work when they're complete twunts?!

You must feel the same way when your stuck behind one when he's trying to overtake another on a hill The hours i've wasted watching these idiots at 56 mph.

I reckon their max speed is higher than their IQ

 

Swampy

 

ninging at considerably more than 56 mph with an HGV license

you waisted hours watching these idiots,and your knocking their IQ,you prob still pointing at planes you plum,enough said :thumbs:

My IQ comment obviously close to the truth.

Work it out. Where can you go when your stuck behind one of these window lickers? Twunts the lot of them!

Is it because they don't like the idea that normal people have better things to do, which are more interesting than being stuck looking at the back end of some juggernaut? Move over, stay in the nearside lane, stop at the service station and eat your big mack and pretend you're macho because you drive a big container and let the rest of us normal folk carry on with real life!

No wonder so many of them like cuntry and western music! fek off the lot of you!

 

I bet they all drive BMW to and from fork !

 

Swampy

 

angryning and enjoying it since 18:00hrs

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The law says that the best drivers in the world ( British Truck drivers )Must not exceed.( test up to 1+1/2 hrs )

 

40 mph single carriageway

50 mph duel carriageway

56 mph on a motorway

 

Yet a 17 year old can pass a 30min driving test, Mummy can buy him a car capable of doing 200 mph with no restrictions what so ever.

Can anyone tell me where is the sénse in that.

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When have you followed a British truck driver doing 40 on a single carriage way NEVER and there are a lot more trucks than 17 year olds driving supercars.

The A47 peterborough to Lynn, invariably a potato wagon, walkers crisps or a container tug

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BMW sheer class ,3 litre ,great on diesel and has the power

when you needto go round stupid old grumpy men who do nothing

but moan .God bless the men who built B.M.W.

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Swampy

 

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Meantime, back at the ranch . . . I did once pass a car at more than the speed limit, about 6 inches from his offside. I was riding my Yam 850 back through Leicester, new girl friend on the back. As we topped Red Hill, going North, obeying the speed limit, I spotted a Vulva tottering up along a road to my right. The car stopped, I saw the passenger's face as she looked up the road. Daft old bat. I dropped down to second and waited. Sho' nuff, the damn thing bimbled out in front of me. Blurgle blurgle, out into the road at about 0.5 mph, straightened up in the MIDDLE OF THE ROAD and bimbled on. By this time I was about 10 yards behind the damn thing. So I just naturally dropped into first, red-lined it, dumped the clutch, went past on one wheel, and smacked his wing mirror as I passed. Scared the livin' beJazus out of him. He pulled into the kerb and sat there.

 

Did I scare him? I really hope so.

 

Ric

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