birkychrissy 3 Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 boy in the bath with his mum. boy say "whats that hairy thing mum?" mom replies "thats my sponge" "oh yes" replies the boy " the babysitters got one, ive seen her washing dads face with it" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
salclalin 240 Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 A young Afghan Boy is Late for his Class at Terrorist School,When he gets to Class his Teacher asks him why he is Late,He replies Sorry Sir I left my Rucksack on the Bus.Excellent Replies the Teacher you've Passed your Practical Exam. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,503 Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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coursing mad 5 Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 a cercumsized jew walkes into asda, slaps his c@ck over the counter and says "ABET YOU CANT ROLL THAT FECKER BACK" how do you help stop a paki from drowning ?? "take yea foot of his head" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
festa 206 Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 (edited) At the end of a tiny deserted bar in Liverpool Sat a scouser. He was having a few beers, when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him. After three or four beers, the gay man got the courage to say a few words to the Scouser. Leaning over towards him, he whispered, "Do you want a blow job?" At this, the Scouser leaped up with fire in his eyes, and smacked the shit out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeded to beat him all the way out of the bar, before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot, and returning to his seat. Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to the Scouser, and said, "I've never seen you react like that. What did he say to you?" "I don't know," the Scouser replied. "Something about a job. atb gary i watched intently as the "other woman" delicately inserted her fingers into my wifes pussy. Understanderbly i decided to have a wank. Midewives eh, no sense of humour Edited February 10, 2010 by festa Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stealthy1 3,964 Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
venomviper 129 Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 gary buddy i like that matey and is so true lol hahahahahaha no offence lol hahahaha shay Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cheekychick 4 Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stabba 10,745 Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 A taxi with 4 paki,s onboard has just crashed into a bus queue of 40 more paki,s on Bradford roadin Bradford Its carnage,with legs,arms and bodies everywhere..........Carlsberg dont do faulty cars...... thank god Toyota do.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
comanche 3,057 Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 (edited) Girl walks into her church shoutin,"Where's that b*****d Father Reagan ?". The organist hears her and says ,"Now don't be calling the Father a b*****d . What's up girl?" "Well he took advantage of me ". "Ooh ,"says the organist",Now just what did he do?. Did he stroke your chest ...Like this?." "Yes ,just like you're doing . Then he put his hand here",says the girl guiding the organists 's hand to her private parts . Well pretty soon they are hard at it on one of the pews. When they've finished the organist turns to the girl and says", I can't understand why you were so angry wth Father Reagan . You were obviously up for a bit of priestly "how's your Father". "Oh I've no complaints about the sex but it was'nt till afterwards that he told me he had the pox " "b*****d!" Picked up my new Toyota today .Love to tell you more but i can't stop. Edited February 10, 2010 by comanche Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Especialy for the second one. Priceless!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
siskin 4 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 Two IRISH MEN were looking at a Mail order catalog and admiring the models. One says to the other, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?' The second one replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!' The first one says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one.' The second one smiles and pats him on the back. 'Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.' Three weeks later, The youngest redneck IRISHMAN asks his friend, 'Did you ever receive the girl you ordered From the catalog?' The second IRISHMAN replies...... ...........'No, but it shouldn't be long now. She sent all her clothes yesterday� Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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