Guest MOLLY Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?". He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," He says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite." At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade scones, or a cheese sandwich?" He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food." Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken?" He declines again. "Naw, still not hungry." "Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving." MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacherjim 0 Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 i put it in my eyes to make me look hard :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest baldie Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 I swallowed one without water, and it got stuck in me throat.....had a stiff neck for a fortnight. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buster Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 :11: :11: :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 Someone mixed some in my face cream.....im now hard faced MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pat blewitt 41 Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 My wife got mine mixed up with her soap powder tablets, none of the washing needed ironing :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
polecat 1 Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 :11: :11: :11: :11: :11: honest injin who has taken the magic blue pill then :thumbs-up: :thumbs-up: :thumbs-up: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swanseajack 227 Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 I don't need em so I threw the box down the toilet, haven't been able to have a shit for a week as I cant get the seat down.!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Strong Stuff 2,171 Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 :11: :11: :11: :11: :11: honest injin who has taken the magic blue pill then :thumbs-up: :thumbs-up: :thumbs-up: I hear the Gel Sachets are better, quicker acting etc :whistle: :whistle: Only thing is I hear they give you an increase in blood pressure, which in some people gives them severe toothache and headache the next day ............. So I'm told anyway. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ANWL 0 Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 They have a new powder form of viagra now..you put it in your tea,...doe's nothing for your sex life but your biscuit's stay hard..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hafod 1 Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 i gave some to my 90 year old grandfather,not for his sex life.......just to stop him rolling out of bed.. :11: :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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