sheep wire

[bubbles 0]

i was out for a mooch tonight with my mate on some permission we have and decided to walk some feilds we hadnt walked before my mate was walking in front and he suddenly stopped i didnt know why but was soon to find out i carried on walking and got zapped in the bollocks:cry: :sick: has anyone else got any tales of funny things that have happened to them.dont know if this sort of thread has been done beforeand cant be arsed to look

[king 11,972]

i was out 1 sunday ferreting with a guy from work. we came across an electric fence so he said to me is it turned on. so i tapped it with my hand nothing so i tapped it again a little bit slower still nothing.so i said to him it must be turned off i put 1 leg over and grabed the fence with my hand it give me what i thought was a very big shock i could feel the bones in my arm shaking he just stood there and said it is usually turned on and just laughed like feck at me looking back it was funny but it was no fun at the time

[cymruguy69 5]

My mate has got a electric fence on his chicken coop we were messin round with the dog and a ball and he threw it to me acidentelly aflling over I fell arse first into the fence and had the biggest shock of my life it hurt like hell!!!

 

Funny now not then!!! :11:

[juckler123 707]

out with a mate one night in the rain he bent down to get through the hede got a wire on a wet temple and got sparked out for a few seconds another mate peed on one that was a scream but best i seen was when cops came to bust a mate for burgalry whod got a wire running round the garden connected to the mains for any dog thieves who might have had an eye on his bitch the bobby put his hands on the wire and it blew his hat off he quickly switcher it off and went outside protesting his innocence with his hand on the same wire but it did him no good he got 3years for the robbery and three mths concurrent for the wire!

[Guest bullyboy74]

a mate of mine while out lamping was having a slash in the hedge when we heard a loud crack and a scream we cryed with laughter watching him writhe on the floor peeing all over himself

[allrounder 47]

wene i was about 12 i was trying to climg a tree wich led me over the other side of an electric fence but the branch i was walking on snapped and i was hanging over the fence shitting myself, after

a few seconds the branch i was holding snapped and i landed on the fence with my legs open its funny now but at the time i thought i was going to die

[bubbles 0]

i was talking about this with my mate today he said he once crawled through a hedge and into some sheep wire teeth first and he wasnt right for days :11:

[Simoman 110]

A few years ago I was walking one of my dogs through a field of jerseys and accidently grabbed the electric fence which cane into contact with my wedding ring The dog leapt 6 feet in the air and I fell to my knees thinking I was having a heart attack, the dog thought i'd hurt it and gave me a few sideways glances asd we contiued with our walk.

[BLACKBOB 9]

I was out lamping ont night with my mate, he had gone a few yards ahead of me to cross a ditch into a field, it was quite light due to nearby road lights.

Any way, out of the corner of my eye i saw him fall and scramble to the otherside of the ditch, laughing to myself as he scrambled up the other side without a word or glance my way,

i thought i wont fall for that one theres obviously some hidden hole or object that he hadnt seen, il go a few yards to the right of his path.

a few steps further and wham up to my chest in a sileage ditch, :sick: the crusty top had given way and so had my boots.

Looked up to see my mate rolling around on the floor pissing himself. Twat :11:

 

Cheere bob

[juckler123 707]

another tale about sheep wire out lamping on a warm estate near mansfield went in a field that was full of dead sheep all were covered in blood it looked really sureal and i can sympathise with the farmers on this one at the side of the field we found the culprit it was a rotweiler and it had got itself tangled in the electric sheep netting it was raining and the thing was in a right mess getting a right good bolt every few seconds needless to say we left it where it was to get its just rewards in the morning

[Guest Ditch_Shitter]

You all talk of - and we've all had experiance of - electric fences? Well, I own one! So I'm at daily risk of making a slip, and the other night I did. But this was a bit differant and taught me something new:

 

I was wearing a workmans rubber glove. Not a 3mm thick gauntlett type. Just a thin one. It gives me sensativity without letting me in touch with what I'm handling.

 

So, I'm just switching on the donkeys keep fence, and that I hook to a steel gate. Must admit, for some reason I'd powered it up beyond half way that night. But that was the donkeys potential problem. Not mine!

 

Then I sort of lost my footing and, quite confidently, grabbed that gate. " Rubber saves us from electricity ", right? B*llocks! I Felt that jolt! Nothing like what it would have been like. But I'll not be rushing out there to try it again!

 

Just made me think, at the time; Don't Ever decide that ye gum boots will protect ye if ye decide to step onto a railways Conductor Line!

 

I'd often wondered about that. Now I think I Know!

[juckler123 707]

gospel millet my mate wanted to take the rotty but everytime he went near it it went mental it was raining quite hard and i swear it looked to me like it was sparking with little blue sparks it had killed a dozen woolybacks i aint got no need to lie mate thirty odd years out at night and ive seen and done a few things some better not told on here though all the best juckler

[Guest carra]

JUCKLER123 are you relaited to jack? JACKANORY :stinker: :friends:

[mapreader 5]

i was talking about this with my mate today he said he once crawled through a hedge and into some sheep wire teeth first and he wasnt right for days :11:

his name isnt goofy is it? :11:

it sure ain't any more!

[Ratreeper 441]

i have made myself look stupid a few times, one time i watched my mate step over an electric fence so i assumed it must of been off so followed. I got one leg over and WHAM i bot a bull charge fence straight to the left nut, i panicked so much i nearly dropped my rifle then WHAM i got another f*****g jolt to the right one. I was in too much pain to hear my mate laughing but when i looked up i relaised it was because he was in fits of silent laughter, poor bulls though :11:. To make things worse later that same day i was stood waiting for some pigeons and rooks to come into the barn and i saw some so i took a few steps back to hide myself from view and fell unpto my waste in what i told myself was smelly water :sick:, i was lucky though there were 6" bolts at the bottom i narrowly missed.

 

But my favourite memory involving me getting hurt was when out ferreting with a different mate at an equestrian college. I didn't even know it was an electric fence and was about to climb over when i got the worst shock of my life off the bloody thing (or so it seemed at the time, i have had a few mains charges too). I must of looked like a scared puppy because he laughed especially hard. But i got my revenge when somehow he accidentally touched it and jumped about 4' backwards, he looked so pissed off i paused a moment before laughing and he unplugged the thing saying it was well out of order to use that on horses :11: I love it when i am not the only one looking daft for a change