joke!

[birkychrissy 3]

plane flying over atlantic. captain announcse engine has failed so will have to lose weight.

some people will have to jump out. to make it fair well do it alphabeticaly.

can all asians,africans,blaks,coons chinkys and darkies please jump out nearest exit.

little black kid sais to his dad, doees that mean us?

no son today we is wogs!

[wboulter 3]

[atuddy 179]

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[The one 8,479]

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[birkychrissy 3]

glad youse enjoyed it

[bob.243 8,796]

Achmed the Arab came to the UK from the Middle East, and he was only

here a

few months when he became very ill.

 

He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.

 

Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said, Take dees bocket, go into de

odder room, shit in de bocket, piss on de shit, and den put your head

down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.'

Ahmid took the bucket, went into the other room, shit in the bucket,

pissed

on the shit, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said, 'It worked. I feel terrific ! What was

wrong with me ?'

 

The doctor said, 'You were homesick .....'

[sky08 3]

[arnieboy 93]

[birkychrissy 3]

Achmed the Arab came to the UK from the Middle East, and he was only

here a

few months when he became very ill.

 

He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.

 

Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said, Take dees bocket, go into de

odder room, shit in de bocket, piss on de shit, and den put your head

down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.'

Ahmid took the bucket, went into the other room, shit in the bucket,

pissed

on the shit, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said, 'It worked. I feel terrific ! What was

wrong with me ?'

 

The doctor said, 'You were homesick .....'

 

 

[stabba 10,745]

That made me chuckle

[kernel gadaffi 0]

The residents of Haiti are complaining about the vile stench in the streets, the Pakistan embassy has said its aid workers were only trying to assist.

[bob.243 8,796]

The residents of Haiti are complaining about the vile stench in the streets, the Pakistan embassy has said its aid workers were only trying to assist.

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[cheekychick 4]

[fragle 1]

The residents of Haiti are complaining about the vile stench in the streets, the Pakistan embassy has said its aid workers were only trying to assist.

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