JOKE!!!!!!

[Foxgun Tom 75]

There's a Scotsman driving through Europe and an Englishman driving in

the opposite direction. In the middle of the night, with no other cars

on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in

different directions. The Scotsman manages to climb out of his car

and survey the damages.

 

He looks at his twisted car and says, 'Och Man, I am really lucky to be alive!'

Likewise, the Englishman scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage.

He too says to himself, 'Blimey I can't believe I survived this wreck!'

The Englishman walks over to the Scotsman and says, 'You know, I think

this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences

and live as friends instead of such rivals..'

The Scotsman thinks for a moment and says, 'You know, you're

absolutely right! We should be friends. Now I'm gonna see what else

survived the crash.'

 

So, the Scotsman pops open his boot and finds a full unopened bottle of Whisky.

He says to the English lad, 'I think this is another sign from God

that we toast to our new found understanding and friendship'

The Englishman says, 'You're damn right!' and he grabs the bottle and

starts sucking down the Whisky.

After putting away nearly half the bottle, the Englishman hands it

back to the Scotsman and says, 'Your turn!'

 

The Scotsman twists the cap back on the bottle and says, 'Naaaah, I think

I'll just wait for the police to show up.'

 

Tom

Edited January 29, 2010 by Foxgun Tom

[whippeter69 88]

:clapper:

[Guest bullterrier]

[SEAN3513 7]

must be a joke !!

 

a scotsman giving away 1/2 a bottle of whisky :clapper:

[stabba 10,745]

very good

[Malt 379]

[DIGZY 4]

kushti

[Catcher 1 639]

[stephen mullen 8]

very good mate