swagboy 9 Posted January 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 As most people have said don't play upto them. As for writing take your time and space out the lines, makes it easier to read. What dogs do you have then? Cherrs Rich i have 2 plummers and a colly x (hand cocks x) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swagboy 9 Posted January 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 TRANSLATION: i'vE just had a anty move in down my road and they have seen me go out with my dog last night. they have not said a word to me untill now as thay saw me with a lamp and my dog they came across as they were hunters there south they even new what cross my dog was and asked what lines it was out then had go at me. all i wanted to do is land 1 on his chin as i dont tell any one what i do with my dogs apart from showing them. he told me he had a lot of land in kent if i do end up hitting him on my drive or out side my house hell do i stand or do i juse catch 5 or 6 live rats and put them in there letter box if they give me any more trouble.... i think that should sort it out now .shaun spot on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littletimmy 71 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 What did they say to ye mate? You done well to bite your tongue, nothing worse than someone who is sly and tries to kiss your ass before stabbing you in the back. You should of just stuck your lamp on in there face, they would of soon moved, and no assult charge As for the rats, do it. It will be a good test of weather they are typical hypocrite anti's. Just dont do it unless they live the other end of the street Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swagboy 9 Posted January 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 What did they say to ye mate? You done well to bite your tongue, nothing worse than someone who is sly and tries to kiss your ass before stabbing you in the back. You should of just stuck your lamp on in there face, they would of soon moved, and no assult charge As for the rats, do it. It will be a good test of weather they are typical hypocrite anti's. Just dont do it unless they live the other end of the street thay live 4 doors away when i sead who cross the dog was thay sead dont you fill bad killing rabbits then i now whot thay was well iv got to eat sum hell and it just went from there Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 (edited) i'v just had a anty move in down my road and thay have seen me go out with my dog last night. thay have not sead a word to me till nell as thay sow me with a lamp and my dog thay cum a cross as thay was a hunter there south thay ethan new [bANNED TEXT] cross my dog was and asct [bANNED TEXT] lines it was out then had a [bANNED TEXT] go at me all i wonted to do is land 1 on his chin as i dont tell eney one [bANNED TEXT] i do with my dogs apart from showing them. he told me he had a lot of land in kent if i do end up hitting him on my drive or out side my house hell do i stand or do i juse kach 5 or 6 live rats and pout them in there letter box if thay gith me eney moor trubel I just ran this through my intergalactic translator and it came out like this: I've just had some chap move into my estate and he has observed me strolling down the estate with my hound. At first we ignored each other and not wanting to appear rude I would often give him a curt nod as I went about my business and he would reciprocate. Well on this particular night I decided to explore the surrounding country side and to my amazement he approached me and began acting like an utter cad. He questioned me about my canine friends pedigree. Then all of a sudden the scoundrel starts harauging me and gave me a jolly good telling off. Well I was shocked, I mean one just doesn't do that sort of thing it's just not civilised is it. I invited him round for a cup of earl grey in an effort to settle this matter, unfortunately we were unable to resolve our differences. He began speaking of all the wonderful land his father owned which made me rather cross as it was so crass. Anyway I came away thinking that this bounder is a bad sort and it would be best to extract some revenge by letting some rodents loose spiffing what! if that fails one may be forced into more drastic measures like sending him a curt note from my solicitor. Tiddly pop! Edited January 31, 2010 by undisputed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,809 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 i'v just had a anty move in down my road and thay have seen me go out with my dog last night. thay have not sead a word to me till nell as thay sow me with a lamp and my dog thay cum a cross as thay was a hunter there south thay ethan new [bANNED TEXT] cross my dog was and asct [bANNED TEXT] lines it was out then had a [bANNED TEXT] go at me all i wonted to do is land 1 on his chin as i dont tell eney one [bANNED TEXT] i do with my dogs apart from showing them. he told me he had a lot of land in kent if i do end up hitting him on my drive or out side my house hell do i stand or do i juse kach 5 or 6 live rats and pout them in there letter box if thay gith me eney moor trubel I just ran this through my intergalactic translator and it came out like this: I've just had some chap move into my estate and he has observed me strolling down the estate with my hound. At first we ignored each other and not wanting to appear rude I would often give him a curt nod as I went about my business and he would reciprocate. Well on this particular night I decided to explore the surrounding country side and to my amazement he approached me and began acting like an utter cad. He questioned me about my canine friends pedigree. Then all of a sudden the scoundrel starts harauging me and gave me a jolly good telling off. Well I was shocked, I mean one just doesn't do that sort of thing it's just not civilised is it. I invited him round for a cup of earl grey in an effort to settle this matter, unfortunately we were unable to resolve our differences. He began speaking of all the wonderful land his father owned which made me rather cross as it was so crass. Anyway I came away thinking that this bounder is a bad sort and it would be best to extract some revenge by letting some rodents loose spiffing what! if that fails one may be forced into more drastic measures like sending him a curt note from my solicitor. Tiddly pop! JOLLY GOOD TRANSLATION ,UNDISPUTED JOLLY GOOD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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