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Im not going to take the piss because i've just passed my english exam at college and i'm 46 years old.

You would be surprised at how many adults lack basic english and maths skills :icon_eek:

 

I passed with 37 out of 40 on my english,got my maths exam in a few weeks time, hope i do as well at that.

 

Well done Donk and good luck with the maths.

 

Good luck with your maths mate,your never to old to learn :thumbs:

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i'v just had a anty move in down my road and thay have seen me go out with my dog last night. thay have not sead a word to me till nell as thay sow me with a lamp and my dog thay cum a cross as thay

Someone translate ?

sorry did not go to sckool got trubel with a anty scum

Read the guys signature, he knows spelling isnt a strong point. It is not acceptable to rip the piss out of him. A good friend of mine is 40 years old and can hardly spell his name, it doesn't make him any less of a man.

 

I think what he is asking is "there is an anti living down the road from him, what should he do about it"

 

My advice is, keep yourself to yourself and completely ignore them. Dont retaliate if they are trying to provoke a reaction.

 

And ignore some of the bawbags on here, if they think slagging you will make their cock any bigger, they will be sorely dissapointed :laugh:

 

All the best FTB

 

I am not cutting 6" of mine for anybody :whistling: i just could not understand most of it, and i am not very good at spelling :sorry: did not mean to get at anybody or take the piss ;)

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Im not going to take the piss because i've just passed my english exam at college and i'm 46 years old.

You would be surprised at how many adults lack basic english and maths skills :icon_eek:

 

I passed with 37 out of 40 on my english,got my maths exam in a few weeks time, hope i do as well at that.

 

Well done Donk and good luck with the maths.

 

Good luck with your maths mate,your never to old to learn :thumbs:

 

Thanks for that lads,wish i had done this earlier in life, but there you go :wallbash:

Just got to say though when i passed that english exam im sure my willy grew by an inch :icon_eek: double the size now,not bad eh? :boogie:

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Wots rong wit usin a spel cheqer??

 

Like this?

 

Eye halve a spelling chequer

 

It came with my pea sea

 

It plainly marques four my revue

 

Miss steaks eye kin knot sea

 

 

 

Eye strike a key and type a word

 

And weight four it two say

 

Weather eye am wrong oar write

 

It shows me strait a weigh

 

 

 

As soon as a mist ache is maid

 

It nose bee four two long

 

And eye can put the error [bANNED TEXT]

 

Its rare lea ever wrong

 

 

 

Eye have run this poem threw it

 

am shore your pleased two no

 

Its letter perfect awl the weigh

 

My chequer tolled me sew.

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Only great minds can read this. If you can, you can read any post on here

This is weird, but interesting!

 

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too

 

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

 

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

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fight the ban is right you should not be taking the piss about his spelling, ok he may not be good at spelling but that dont make him any less of a man like FTB said. he may have other good strong points like joinery ect you wouldnt take the piss if he came round your house and built you a lovley new kennel on the cheap.

 

come on guys he may feel really embaressed about it, we all have a weakness mine is maths

you wouldn't know if the kennel was cheap!

You wouldn't be able to understand the feckin bill !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :whistling:

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:signthankspin: to them that under stand me i'v had to pout up with this all my life sum have had :black eye: for it but nell i just get on with it as i no there is a lot of key bord hunters on hir nell keep chasing you'r mouse arond the tabel so you can say you have cort sum thing

yer i no im a :duh:

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Mate, it was the banned text talk bits that made it difficult to understand. You last post was fine as far as I'm concerned.....no missing bits because of text talk.

 

Don't retaliate with the anti's, they can be real Barrack Room lawyers and will be complaining to the Old Bill before you can draw breath.

 

Be a real shame if one of your dogs crapped on their doorstep though..... :angel:

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Mate, it was the banned text talk bits that made it difficult to understand. You last post was fine as far as I'm concerned.....no missing bits because of text talk.

 

Don't retaliate with the anti's, they can be real Barrack Room lawyers and will be complaining to the Old Bill before you can draw breath.

 

Be a real shame if one of your dogs crapped on their doorstep though..... :angel:

 

Yeaeh or even if they crapped all over their windows and through their letter box :yes:

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:signthankspin: to them that under stand me i'v had to pout up with this all my life sum have had :black eye: for it but nell i just get on with it as i no there is a lot of key bord hunters on hir nell keep chasing you'r mouse arond the tabel so you can say you have cort sum thing

yer i no im a :duh:

swagboy i think most of the people on this forum could understand you,a bit like the schoolyard at times on THL ,KEYBOARD BULLYS. :thumbdown: ignore the anti,s there everywhere and realy not worth getting in trouble over,but if your dogs are kenneled outside make sure youve got a good lock on it,wouldnt want your dog to go missing,good luck in sport greg

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:signthankspin: to them that under stand me i'v had to pout up with this all my life sum have had :black eye: for it but nell i just get on with it as i no there is a lot of key bord hunters on hir nell keep chasing you'r mouse arond the tabel so you can say you have cort sum thing

yer i no im a :duh:

As most people have said don't play upto them.

As for writing take your time and space out the lines, makes it easier to read.

 

What dogs do you have then?

 

Cherrs

 

Rich

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TRANSLATION: i'vE just had a anty move in down my road and they have seen me go out with my dog last night.

they have not said a word to me untill now as thay saw me with a lamp and my dog they came across as they were hunters there south they even new what cross my dog was and asked what lines it was out then had go at me. all i wanted to do is land 1 on his chin as i dont tell any one what i do with my dogs apart from showing them. he told me he had a lot of land in kent if i do end up hitting him on my drive or out side my house hell do i stand or do i juse catch 5 or 6 live rats and put them in there letter box if they give me any more trouble....

 

i think that should sort it out now .shaun :thumbs:

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fight the ban is right you should not be taking the piss about his spelling, ok he may not be good at spelling but that dont make him any less of a man like FTB said. he may have other good strong points like joinery ect you wouldnt take the piss if he came round your house and built you a lovley new kennel on the cheap.

 

come on guys he may feel really embaressed about it, we all have a weakness mine is maths

you wouldn't know if the kennel was cheap!

You wouldn't be able to understand the feckin bill !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :whistling:

 

haa nice 1 mate lol, id just show it to the wife first, she does my quotes ect when im doing building work

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