mattyg 1,862 Posted October 1, 2006 Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 been planning a to mate my dog (beddy/whippxgrey) for ages now so when my pals bitch came into season we waitedfor the 11th day and tried a mating, tried for another 4 days but he still didnt want to mount just sniffed for ages, she kept standing for him tail to 1 side but still didnt actually want get on. he is almost three and i consider and the bitch is 4, she is a bull/greyx saluki grey, both dogs are around the 23" mark. any thoughts from you lot would be great. but please dont tell me ive got a shirt lifter for a companion :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted October 1, 2006 Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 Some dogs just take a while for the penny to drop Although they do say dogs can be like there owners :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
samba 534 Posted October 1, 2006 Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 some dogs never mate i had one a colliex tryed him with up to 20 bitches but never was interested in any,his father DRUM was the same ad to use artifical insemination just keep trying mate 1 swallow doesnt make a summer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
badoosh 1 Posted October 1, 2006 Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 some dogs never mate i had one a colliex tryed him with up to 20 bitchesbut never was interested in any,his father DRUM was the same ad to use artifical insemination just keep trying mate 1 swallow doesnt make a summer have you tried w*****G the dog off and using a turkey baster(worked for jackie dixon in Brookside-for those older enough) if you do,film it at least you can get yourself on youtube :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattyg 1,862 Posted October 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 well thancks for all your informative input, ive even shown him few porns but he'd rather curl up on his bed and lick his nuts! (wish i could) :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MATTI 34 Posted October 1, 2006 Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 well thancks for all your informative input, ive even shown him few porns but he'd rather curl up on his bed and lick his nuts! (wish i could) :11: Ask him he might let you lick his nuts. :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted October 1, 2006 Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 Our very own " Chalkwarren " once told me a story about a young woman and her 'Stud Dog'. He ~ her Dog ~ presented the same problem. Her attempted solution tightens my nuts to this day!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vermin Dropper 2 Posted October 1, 2006 Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 Mat..... get it sorted mate, you promised me one of those pups (did I say that out loud, shhhhhh don't tell the mrs) looks like it's rubber gloves and turkey baster time for you my friend, I'll come round and film it, DS.... come on then......what was her solution???? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 DS.... come on then......what was her solution???? That shouldn't tax your imagnation! Though, if you've never actually heard Chalks relate an annecdote? That's something you'd have to hear to believe! He's actually one of the best 'Stand Up' racconteurs I've ever heard, mate. It's definately the way he tells 'em! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattyg 1,862 Posted October 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 the bitch in question has now been lined by a beardie/border/whippet/grey, or something like that anyway. no to worry though vermindropper, i think may would make a great mum in a few seasons time :11: by which time me young un' murphy will know how to use his tool! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,972 Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 why dont you slip mate them put the dog into position and guide him in then hold him there my mate used to do it and the bitch usually caught Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jeff.s Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 you could try putting 2 ping pong balls on the back of the bitch and tell your dog they call the bitch RODNEY, THAT MITE WORK, jeff :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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