ring,ring,ring

[marko 30]

DRING DRING....DRING DRING....DRING DRING...

 

 

 

 

**'Hello?'**

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

**'Hi Darling.**

**This is Daddy.**

**Is Mummy near the phone?'**

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

**'No, Daddy.**

**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

**After a brief pause,**

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

**Daddy says,**

**'But Darling, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mummy,**

**Right now.'**

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Brief Pause.

 

 

 

**'Oh, okay then, this is what I want you to do..**

**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**

**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mummy**

**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**

 

 

 

**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**

 

 

 

**A few minutes later**

**The little girl comes back to the phone.**

 

 

 

**'I did it, Daddy.'**

 

 

**'And what happened, Darling?' **

 

 

'Well, Mmmy got all Flustered, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**

 

her nose is bleeding and her eyes are open staring

**And now she isn't moving at all!'**

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

**He looked real scared and he jumped out of the back window**

**And into the swimming pool.**

**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**

**Last week to clean it.**

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

**He hit the bottom of the pool and there's all blood coming from his mouth and ears and I think he's dead.'**

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*****Long Pause*****

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*****Longer Pause*****

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*****Even Longer Pause*****

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

**Then Daddy says,**

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

**'Swimming pool? ............**

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

**Is this 01786 561895?'*

 

 

 

 

 

**No, I think you have the wrong number

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