SEAN3513 7 Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 just seen this on another site.....pmsl so i thought i would share it with you. Apparently he recently went out on his first date in ten years, when he got back his glasses were smashed, his face cut, he had a fractured wrist and grazed knees, it turns out the woman had stood him up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderBoy 19 Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 ROFL Richard Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Running 7 Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 thought you was going to say he had takern up hunting and got himself a couple of bull Xs .Clever bloke give him his dues Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dimmock20 278 Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 ha awsome Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 There once was a man called Hawking, Who got very bored of walking, He got on a scooter, Attached a computer, And now it does all of the talking. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stealthy1 3,964 Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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FightTheBan 1,147 Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 Can someone explain it to me, im being really blonde and dont understand it. Btw i know who steven hawking is... FTB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,119 Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 whats black and bangs into tables? jordans bairn. whats black and sits at the top of th stairs? stephen hawkings in a hoose fire. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratreeper 441 Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 whats black and bangs into tables? jordans bairn. whats black and sits at the top of th stairs? stephen hawkings in a hoose fire. whats long black and smelly? The queue at the benefit office Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 whats black and bangs into tables? jordans bairn. whats black and sits at the top of th stairs? stephen hawkings in a hoose fire. LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 :clapper: :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aaron Proffitt 142 Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Hilarious...well done !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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