Guest MOLLY Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 A man in Wales buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant. The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself. So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted. Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. "Try again" he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up again, does his thing, drives home, and falls listlessly into bed. The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass. No," she says, "they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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swamper 11 Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 feckin funny :11: :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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socks 32,253 Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 :11: :11: :11: :11: :11: :11: ......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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The Ferret Tamer 1 Posted October 1, 2006 Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 :11: What do you call 5 sheep tied to a lampost in wales? Leisure Centre! FT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bandit 0 Posted October 1, 2006 Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 Nice one Moll :11: :11: :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buster Posted October 1, 2006 Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 VERY RUDE MOLLY :11: :11: :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SINDASOX 256 Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 ...Nice one Moll... SINDASOX :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oldskool Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 i havent heard a goodun like that in a long time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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