birkychrissy 3 Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 boy sitting at his fathers death bed.He says "dad why are you telling people you are dying with aids , when its kidney failure youve got?" Dad replies " well this way son, when a die, nae c**t will want tae ride your maw!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcher123 3 Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 (edited) boy sitting at his fathers death bed.He says "dad why are you telling people you are dying with aids , when its kidney failure youve got?" Dad replies " well this way son, when a die, nae c**t will want tae ride your maw!" Any more,lol Edited January 21, 2010 by lurcher123 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
birkychrissy 3 Posted January 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 man says to his freind " i was at a charity night last friday for women who have lost there legs through accident and disease" his freind says " how was it any good?" man says " ye was alright dancfloor was crawling with fanny tho!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wee gemm hunter 8 Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 boy sitting at his fathers death bed.He says "dad why are you telling people you are dying with aids , when its kidney failure youve got?" Dad replies " well this way son, when a die, nae c**t will want tae ride your maw!" Any more,lol Went to a charity disco last night in aid of women born without legs. The dance floor was crawling with fanny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
birkychrissy 3 Posted January 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 man goes into porn shop and asks 4 inflatable doll. shop keeper sez "male or femal?" bloke sez "female" shop keeper sez "black or white?" bloke sez "white" shop keeper ask " christian or muslim?" bloke sez [bANNED TEXT] the f**K does religion have to do with it?" shop keeper sez "the muslim blows itself up!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
birkychrissy 3 Posted January 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 man goes into porn shop and asks 4 inflatable doll. shop keeper sez "male or femal?" bloke sez "female" shop keeper sez "black or white?" bloke sez "white" shop keeper ask " christian or muslim?" bloke sez [bANNED TEXT] the f**K does religion have to do with it?" shop keeper sez "the muslim blows itself up!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wee gemm hunter 8 Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 man says to his freind " i was at a charity night last friday for women who have lost there legs through accident and disease" his freind says " how was it any good?" man says " ye was alright dancfloor was crawling with fanny tho!" This P C's working to rule, if you'r no fast yer last. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
birkychrissy 3 Posted January 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 lol your versions alot shorter than the one i heard wish i new yours so i dindt have to type hunners Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,511 Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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