wetdogsmell 99 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 no offence lads but since there was a paddy joke i'm sticking up my favorite brit joke what do you get if you cross a brit with a gorrila a handycapped gorrila i'd like to say sorry to any gorrilas this joke might have offened only joking boys and girls(i love yous all) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-=Magwitch=- 29 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 I don't get it.................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RicW 67 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 What do you get if you cross a Greyhound with a raccoon? A small furry animal that climbs trees and seats 60 people. Thing is, as far as I'm concerned, DON'T take it personally, and if you can't take it don't hand it out. Mind you, my gorilla looks a bit pissed off right now . . .I told a mate of mine that I had a pet gorilla. He asked me "Where does he sleep?". I said "where he wants to" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hagar 5 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 a farmer wakes to find all his cows frozen to death he prays for god to help him next thing a woman appears and hugs all the cows one by one they come to life he asks are you an angel , no she replys im thora herd Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wetdogsmell 99 Posted January 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 (edited) What do you get if you cross a Greyhound with a raccoon? A small furry animal that climbs trees and seats 60 people. Thing is, as far as I'm concerned, DON'T take it personally, and if you can't take it don't hand it out. Mind you, my gorilla looks a bit pissed off right now . . .I told a mate of mine that I had a pet gorilla. He asked me "Where does he sleep?". I said "where he wants to" ricW i hope you don't think i was taking anything personal mate, and i hope i did'nt come across that way, i love shit jokes (whats blue and orange and lies on the bottom of a swimming pool a baby with burst arm bands) Edited January 14, 2010 by wetdogsmell Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JohnGalway 1,043 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 a baby with burst arm bands) Too far, sorry. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,824 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 what do you do if you see a spaceman?????? Park in it man Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wetdogsmell 99 Posted January 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 a baby with burst arm bands) Too far, sorry. not too far enough (whats small red and taps on the glass? a baby in a microwave) theres plenty more were that came from Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wetdogsmell 99 Posted January 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 what do you call a baby with a stick going from its arse to its mouth? a shish kababy!!! what do you call the same kid with no kidneys? a doner kababy!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 a baby with burst arm bands) Too far, sorry. Its JOKE John Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RicW 67 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 What do you get if you cross a Greyhound with a raccoon? A small furry animal that climbs trees and seats 60 people. Thing is, as far as I'm concerned, DON'T take it personally, and if you can't take it don't hand it out. Mind you, my gorilla looks a bit pissed off right now . . .I told a mate of mine that I had a pet gorilla. He asked me "Where does he sleep?". I said "where he wants to" ricW i hope you don't think i was taking anything personal mate, and i hope i did'nt come across that way, i love shit jokes (whats blue and orange and lies on the bottom of a swimming pool a baby with burst arm bands) On the contrary bro! I'd been handing it out so it was great that you gave some back. Some people are just so-o-o touchy. ATB, Ric Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 How do you stop a muslim from spitting? Throw another log on the fire Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 How do you stop a muslim from spitting? Throw another log on the fire Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RicW 67 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 A vicar is telling his bishop about a scandalous event in his church. He went into the belfry and found one of the bell ringers stark naked with a bell rope wrapped round his dick. The bishop said: " I trust you berated him with great severity?" The vicar said: "Oh no, I never said a word. I just tolled him off" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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