higgins 75 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 (edited) p.s one of em was a naked poof and jumped up my back and started to try and hump me.......... should i of pulled him off.......... lol what tips could you give me honesthunter.... :laugh: No yoggeman you should've tossed him off....LOL @ Honesthunter Edited January 14, 2010 by higgins Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 yeahh on me way home from the pub last night and 5 men gave me a hiding....... bruised and bloody i still managed to knock one out though.............. not the best time for a wank but still !!............lol fair play mate, knocked one out, if theres five of them i wouldnt expect to get the chance. thankfully i havent ever been ganged up on like that, my few fights have been one or two on one, and I usually do well enough, been a while now since my last one, but i'm a hell of alot fitter and stronger, and have been waiting for some chavvy wee gobshite to start something. surely i'm not that intimidating to look at, 5'9" aint much hieght, and 10 1/2 stone, hardly the scariest lookin fella. anyway, as said fair play to you, i wouldnt expect to even get to swing a decent punch if there were five of them. hope you feel better soon mate. atb hh f**k me you are a clown, best reply I have heard in ages, how old are you?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boyo 1,398 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 still giggling lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Think you can honestly say you both deserve a T-Shirt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
super_si 0 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 i did actually get jumped last friday night by 7 lads that like kicking people when there down on the floor and i had my nose bit by one little fecker Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paddybarr 77 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Is Honesthunter Gareth from the Office?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.terrier man. 193 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 i did actually get jumped last friday night by 7 lads that like kicking people when there down on the floor and i had my nose bit by one little fecker give honesthunter a pm fela, he will sort them for you honesthunter you legend Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littletimmy 71 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 i got this text last week, forwarded it to a lass and got the really, you had a wank why five fellas where jumping all over you Not my finest hour Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Silvertip 1 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Is Honesthunter Gareth from the Office?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferreter.al 22 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 haha and honesthunters reply.....oh nooo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 And the winner is............ Honesthunter..Honesterhunterrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mexlad 189 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 honesthunter............. i thought my joke post was good.......... but yours was the best your gonna get a bit of flack for this one,, lol atb mate the yoggerman ha ha class Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grousekeeper84 2 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 The question is if jack helped u off a horse would you help jack off a horse!? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 The question is if jack helped u off a horse would you help jack off a horse!? Dying to hear honesthunters reply to this one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
honesthunter 13 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 p.s one of em was a naked poof and jumped up my back and started to try and hump me.......... should i of pulled him off.......... lol what tips could you give me honesthunter.... :laugh: yeah yeah, very funny, i'm a spaz, lol, seriously, i cant be that embarrassed on a forum where only one or two people actually know me, in fact only one since i made this account. keep it coming, i deserve every cheap joke you guys can think of lol. i know i couldnt resist if i saw someone else make such a dumbass mistake. anyway, im off out i hope to forget this whole incident over the next few hours atb hh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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