uncertain 2010

[poacher3161 1,766]

You will know if shes gon for good if she takes the bingo dabers with her

[TOPPER 1,809]

mine allways goes weird at xmas and newyear she fcked up my new year again this year so she got told ive had a gut full now if you don t like it fck off , she said give me 10 grand and i will , all donations gratefully received i ll miss the cooking as thats about all she s good at.

[rizla1 122]

have a look at this,,,,,,,,,,

 

 

At last a guy has taken the time to

 

write this all down

 

 

 

 

 

Finally, the guys' side of the story.

( I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear 'the rules'

From the female side

 

 

Now here are the rules from the male side.

 

These are our rules!

Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '

ON PURPOSE!

 

 

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

 

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down..

We need it up, you need it down.

You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

 

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon

or the changing of the tides.

Let it be.

 

1. Crying is blackmail.

 

1. Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!

 

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

 

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.

Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

 

 

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument..

In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

 

 

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.

Don't ask us.

 

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant theother one

 

1. You can either ask us to do something

or tell us how you want it done.

Not both.

If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

 

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

 

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

 

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have noidea what mauve is.

 

1.. If it itches, it will be scratched...

We do that.

 

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.

We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

 

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

 

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

 

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or fishing.

 

 

1. You have enough clothes.

 

1. You have too many shoes.

 

1. I am in shape. RoundIS a shape!

 

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.

 

 

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

 

 

ps i pinched this of another forum would have taken me 2 days to write all that.

[Nik_B 3,790]

Brilliant :clapper:

[mexlad 189]

have a look at this,,,,,,,,,,

 

 

At last a guy has taken the time to

 

write this all down

 

 

 

 

 

Finally, the guys' side of the story.

( I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear 'the rules'

From the female side

 

 

Now here are the rules from the male side.

 

These are our rules!

Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '

ON PURPOSE!

 

 

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

 

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down..

We need it up, you need it down.

You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

 

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon

or the changing of the tides.

Let it be.

 

1. Crying is blackmail.

 

1. Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!

 

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

 

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.

Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

 

 

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument..

In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

 

 

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.

Don't ask us.

 

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant theother one

 

1. You can either ask us to do something

or tell us how you want it done.

Not both.

If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

 

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

 

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

 

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have noidea what mauve is.

 

1.. If it itches, it will be scratched...

We do that.

 

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.

We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

 

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

 

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

 

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or fishing.

 

 

1. You have enough clothes.

 

1. You have too many shoes.

 

1. I am in shape. RoundIS a shape!

 

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.

 

 

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

 

 

ps i pinched this of another forum would have taken me 2 days to write all that.

 

 

 

quality pal.......its like camping lol.

[rizla1 122]

i liked the camping bit aswell

[DIGZY 4]

keep youre chin up always somebody else out there think you will be ok when the drink wears off her

[killa-combo 142]

ive had a gooden to mate... got kickd out xmas eve and she started caryin on new years eve

[jackard 36]

well guys i'm just gonna have to quiz her when she's slept the alcohol off,that's if i don't get the week long silent treatment from tommorrow,in the meantime i have to start packing or some thing,get ready for the inevitable'i don't want you here no more',i truly wish you guys don't have to go through this treatment,in the past i'd just shrug it off,but sometimes you get that gut feeling don't you,and i don't normally tell everyone on forums what's happening in my private life,that's the thanks you get for being a stepdad i suppose,but even if it's the worse for me,i'll just rebuild my life and won't get sucked in to the 'it's your fault'reaction and all the hostile tit for tat bullshit,

Higgins

sounds like dayjarvoo mate , i get this treatment all the time : just keep smiling and chin up mate. pointless arguing try talk if she wont talk to you right walk away for a bit.

atb jackard

[woodard 32]

there funny fuking things woman they allways think the grass is greener

game player's keep your chin up bud i feel for you

and FFS dont give the hunting up

[hollands hope 1,024]

there funny fuking things woman they allways think the grass is greener

game player's keep your chin up bud i feel for you

and FFS dont give the hunting up

No offence lady,s but thats the only good thing about them ,the f*****g just to add theire the most lovely creatures on this planet Edited January 2, 2010 by hollands hope

[bedrock 16]

Plain and simple lads you can never understand or trust anyone who bleeds for a week and doesn’t die.

[rob.i 26]

Wait till she hits the Menopause you wont know whats hit yer

[SouthernHunter 4]

You are going about this in the wrong way: You need to get in touch with her femenine side:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Her sister, her best friend-and shag the arse of them

On a more serious note, I wish you all the best for 2010 and hope you get settled soon mate