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We all get them, we all hate them, yes its the crap presents that you didnt want or need.

 

Or is it the present you already have three of them.

 

Post them up here. maybe you will even get a buyer.

 

I'll start

 

A pair of fecking socks.

maybe hand maid but dam they dont keep you warm and go with no shoes.

wooly hat, ffs i'm in the army i have 100's

 

and yes i know its the thought that counts.

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I got a couple more mugs - again!

 

There's only me and my eight year old son in the house, yet every birthday and Christmas I get given another set of mugs, I could start a mug shop!

 

Thing is, everyone has their favourite mug for their cuppa, so I only ever use one. The rest are taking up all my cupboards. Can't even sell them on ebay, no sod would buy them (except maybe my mum, to give to me next birthday!).

 

:doh:

 

PS I also get them at Easter, but they usually have sweeties or a cuddly toy in them so that's not so bad!

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I got a couple more mugs - again!

 

There's only me and my eight year old son in the house, yet every birthday and Christmas I get given another set of mugs, I could start a mug shop!

 

Thing is, everyone has their favourite mug for their cuppa, so I only ever use one. The rest are taking up all my cupboards. Can't even sell them on ebay, no sod would buy them (except maybe my mum, to give to me next birthday!).

 

:doh:

 

PS I also get them at Easter, but they usually have sweeties or a cuddly toy in them so that's not so bad!

fecking socks got loads and mugs i can only use one at a time lol

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A FISHING ROD THAT RUD WILL BRACK LET A LONE A CARP DONT THAY NO IV GOT A SHEAD FALL OFF CARP GIR THAT ENEY FISHAMON WOOD BE PROWD TO OWN

 

FOR DOG LEEDS THAT LOOK LICK THAY ARE MADE OF CARBORD

12 PERS OF SOCKS

AND GOD NOS WHOT TO CUM [bANNED TEXT] I SEE THE REST OF THE FAMELY AT THIS RATE ILL BE DOING A CAR BOOT

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Well i think i will take the lead with my Christmas present which The Fossil (mam) got me.Please bare in mind im a 17stone, shaven headed, 33year old man......

 

Well what do you think???

 

christ i feel sorry for you seeing that, they have to be the worset present ever :clapper::clapper:

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I got a couple more mugs - again!

 

There's only me and my eight year old son in the house, yet every birthday and Christmas I get given another set of mugs, I could start a mug shop!

 

Thing is, everyone has their favourite mug for their cuppa, so I only ever use one. The rest are taking up all my cupboards. Can't even sell them on ebay, no sod would buy them (except maybe my mum, to give to me next birthday!).

 

:doh:

 

PS I also get them at Easter, but they usually have sweeties or a cuddly toy in them so that's not so bad!

 

The only Mug in my house is ME ;) and for socks my family must think i am a centipede 100's of sock's :wallbash: Merry Xmas.

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