dave1372 83 Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 Thinking about going on holiday anyone let me know and I will see if we can get group discount lol! L u x u r y C r u i s e L i n e s Now Accepting Reservations! Additional cruise information available below. To The Point Cruise Lines is excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise, along the pirate-infested coast of Somalia ! Ultimate Adventure Cruise Route We board our luxury cruise ships in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near the entrance to the Red Sea, and disembark in Mombasa , Kenya seven adrenaline-charged days later. Reservations start at only $5,200 per-person (double occupancy, inside room) and $6,900 (verandah complete with bench rest). You'll relax like never before! That's because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you. If you don't have your own weapons, you can rent them from our onboard Master Gunsmith. Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon with skeet and marksmanship competitions every night! But the best fun of all, of course, is... ...Pirate Target Practice! The object of our cruise is to sail up and down the Somali Coast waiting to get hijacked by pirates! Weapons rentals: AK-47 Light Assault $12.00Per Day On a budget? Rent a full-auto scope-mounted AK-47 for only $9/day with 7.62 ball ammo at $12 per 100 rounds: M-16 Full Automatic $25.00 Per Day Rent a full auto M-16 for only $25/day with ammo attractively priced at $16 per 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing: Barrett M-107 50 Caliber $59.00 Per Day Hello! Nothing gets a pirate's attention like a Barrett M-107 50-cal sniper rifle; only$59/day with 25 rounds of armor-piercing ammo affordably priced at only $29.95. RPG Launcher $175.00 Per Day Want to make a real impact? Rent an RPG for only $175/day with three fragmentation rounds included! A true favorite among pirates, rent one today and show you care! Customer Testimonials "Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected. I bagged three pirates, my wife nailed two, and my 12-year old son sank two boats with the mini-gun. This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family" -- Fred D., Cincinnati , OH "Pirates 0, Passengers 32! Well worth the trip! Can't recommend it highly enough!" -- Ben L., Bethesda , MD OUR SATISFACTION GUARANTEE! We guarantee you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or you'll receive an instant $1,000 refund upon arrival in Mombasa .. How can we make that guarantee? We operate at 5 knots just beyond 12 nautical miles off the coast of Somalia , thus in international waters where pirates have no rights whatever. In fact, we make three passes through the area's most treacherous waters to ensure maximum visibility by Somali "mother ships." We repeat this for five days, making three complete passes past the entire Somali Coast . At night, the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot every five minutes with loud disco music directionally beamed shore side to attract maximum attention. ACT NOW! Cabin space is limited so you need to respond quickly. Reserve your package before May 31st and get a great bonus - 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice! So sign up for the Ultimate Somali Coast Adventure Cruise now! BUT THERE'S EVEN MORE! Reserve now and be automatically entered to win a 5 minute time slot on the Captain's own Twin Browning 50 Caliber M2HB installation! "I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in ' Nam . Don't worry about getting shot by pirates... they never even got close to the ship with the crap they shoot and their lousy aim... Come on board and bag your own clutch of genuine Somali pirates!" -- Mike W., Savannah , GA "Holy crap! I mean literally, I crapped myself! This gun shook the deck like thunder, and I was laughing so hard I just had to release it. AWESOME!-- Jim W., Tampa , FL Quote Link to post
black lab 3 Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 that remind's me of a Saturday night doon the Port toon{Port Glasgow}LOL Quote Link to post
JohnGalway 1,043 Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Where do I sign up, like the look of that M107! Quote Link to post
dafmla 1 Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 you can count me in lol Quote Link to post
bicykillgaz 1 Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 i'm in i wanna play with the barret Quote Link to post
ianltz 5 Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 im coming too Quote Link to post
AndyH 52 Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 This made me crease up properly :clapper: I've got a 4-week embed with the Navy next year, making a documentary on their anti-piracy efforts. Unfortunately, they are the only ones allowed to be armed Quote Link to post
waidmann 105 Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 i'm up for some. ak47 "kid tested and mother approved". Quote Link to post
paulredtop 8 Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 il see you onbord we might evan be able to fit some fishing in Quote Link to post
Jaggsy 25 Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Is that part of the ocean passed for 243? Quote Link to post
raynard 0 Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 whats the twist rate on the 50 cal and are the barrels both the same length, i need to do some homeloading Quote Link to post
sikastag_1 689 Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 (edited) ..... Edited September 3, 2019 by grant_c Quote Link to post
Hoolit 2 Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 :clapper:50 caliber just what you need to keep the prace in the Grassmarket on a Saturday night. Quote Link to post
tomburras 2,730 Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 dave1372 you are a legend Quote Link to post
shepp 2,285 Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 No need to take the cruise just bag a few outside your local dole office. Quote Link to post
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