migmog 1 Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 Here one for you guys ! On tuesday morning at about 1 am i woke up with the worst chest pain imagenable, my partner phoned an ambulance and i was treated for a heart attack and possible angina on the way to the hospital. On arrival i was taken into casualty where i spent the next hour or so having ECG's, needles in my stomoch, and a good old load of morphine pumped into my arm, some good shit that stuff is!! Shortly after i was taken to the high dependency unit where i spent the next 20 hours till my blood tests came back. Iwas told that the results where negative witch means the old ticker seems to be ok and no damage was caused, thank god for that !! At around mid day il be going for angina test where iv been told i have to get on a treadmill for about 12 minutes so im hoping thats going to be ok aswell. Well bet your woundering why the threads called squirrel shit, so here goes. This morning i woke up starving as i refuse to eat hospital food, so i got out of my bed , put on my clothes and walked down to the main enterence and walked about half a mile to the local 24 hour garage to get somthing to eat. On my way back i noticed loads of fresh bird shit all over the pavment, so i looked up to check there where no birds ready to shit on my jacket and there was a grey squirrel in the tree i was walking under, then it dawned on me, WHAT DOES SQUIRREL SHIT LOOK LIKE ? . Iv seen all kinds of shit but never seen squizzer shit! HAVE YOU ? Written on my laptop ward 6 Furness General Hospital Good look if you go searching for squirrel shit ATB migmog, Martin. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watchman 256 Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 Here one for you guys ! On tuesday morning at about 1 am i woke up with the worst chest pain imagenable, my partner phoned an ambulance and i was treated for a heart attack and possible angina on the way to the hospital. On arrival i was taken into casualty where i spent the next hour or so having ECG's, needles in my stomoch, and a good old load of morphine pumped into my arm, some good shit that stuff is!! Shortly after i was taken to the high dependency unit where i spent the next 20 hours till my blood tests came back. Iwas told that the results where negative witch means the old ticker seems to be ok and no damage was caused, thank god for that !! At around mid day il be going for angina test where iv been told i have to get on a treadmill for about 12 minutes so im hoping thats going to be ok aswell. Well bet your woundering why the threads called squirrel shit, so here goes. This morning i woke up starving as i refuse to eat hospital food, so i got out of my bed , put on my clothes and walked down to the main enterence and walked about half a mile to the local 24 hour garage to get somthing to eat. On my way back i noticed loads of fresh bird shit all over the pavment, so i looked up to check there where no birds ready to shit on my jacket and there was a grey squirrel in the tree i was walking under, then it dawned on me, WHAT DOES SQUIRREL SHIT LOOK LIKE ? . Iv seen all kinds of shit but never seen squizzer shit! HAVE YOU ? Written on my laptop ward 6 Furness General Hospital Good look if you go searching for squirrel shit ATB migmog, Martin. wondered that myself once,must of been bored,oh and get well soon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hollie 21 Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 Hope you get better soon, bit confused as to why you wont eat hospital food but you will eat shite from the garage Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mass_G3nocide Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 Lol what a topic funny enough i was wondering what it looked like the other day i see a long streaky bit of shite with loads of berries in it and thought that must be it,But now im starting to think i was wrong. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
black lab 3 Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 Here one for you guys ! On tuesday morning at about 1 am i woke up with the worst chest pain imagenable, my partner phoned an ambulance and i was treated for a heart attack and possible angina on the way to the hospital. On arrival i was taken into casualty where i spent the next hour or so having ECG's, needles in my stomoch, and a good old load of morphine pumped into my arm, some good shit that stuff is!! Shortly after i was taken to the high dependency unit where i spent the next 20 hours till my blood tests came back. Iwas told that the results where negative witch means the old ticker seems to be ok and no damage was caused, thank god for that !! At around mid day il be going for angina test where iv been told i have to get on a treadmill for about 12 minutes so im hoping thats going to be ok aswell. Well bet your woundering why the threads called squirrel shit, so here goes. This morning i woke up starving as i refuse to eat hospital food, so i got out of my bed , put on my clothes and walked down to the main enterence and walked about half a mile to the local 24 hour garage to get somthing to eat. On my way back i noticed loads of fresh bird shit all over the pavment, so i looked up to check there where no birds ready to shit on my jacket and there was a grey squirrel in the tree i was walking under, then it dawned on me, WHAT DOES SQUIRREL SHIT LOOK LIKE ? . Iv seen all kinds of shit but never seen squizzer shit! HAVE YOU ? Written on my laptop ward 6 Furness General Hospital Good look if you go searching for squirrel shit ATB migmog, Martin. It's lovely on a buttered roll with a nice cup o tea LOL. get well soon. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skellyb 8 Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 I always thought it looked like this. ATB. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
migmog 1 Posted December 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 :11: Theres a saying aswell, "you must be nuttyer than squirrel shit" so maybe it does look like a topic, but maybe not quit as tasty! By the way at least the sandwiches are fresh at the 24 hour garege. Doctor came round earlyer and told me i have angina but guess it could have been worse. Here till monday at least, cant wait to get out its full of old men talking to them selves and grinding there teeth during the night. They could have at least put me on a ward with at least 1 person my age :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stabba 10,745 Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 Get well soon fella. atb stabba Quote Link to post Share on other sites
migmog 1 Posted December 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 Get well soon fella. atb stabba Cheers. I like the dog on your profile pic, nice! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hollie 21 Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 Theres a saying aswell, "you must be nuttyer than squirrel shit" so maybe it does look like a topic, but maybe not quit as tasty! By the way at least the sandwiches are fresh at the 24 hour garege. Doctor came round earlyer and told me i have angina but guess it could have been worse. Here till monday at least, cant wait to get out its full of old men talking to them selves and grinding there teeth during the night. They could have at least put me on a ward with at least 1 person my age It's not all bad though surely..............have any of those lovely young nurses given you a bed bath yet?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dosser 52 Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 Squirrel shit, a hazlenut in every bite Quote Link to post Share on other sites
michaelw5753 0 Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 for a minute then i thought you were gonna say that squiral shit had caused the chest pains get well soon then anyway pal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stabba 10,745 Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 Get well soon fella. atb stabba Cheers. I like the dog on your profile pic, nice! That dog is a bitch mate. And no you cant have it lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
migmog 1 Posted December 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 Theres a saying aswell, "you must be nuttyer than squirrel shit" so maybe it does look like a topic, but maybe not quit as tasty! By the way at least the sandwiches are fresh at the 24 hour garege. Doctor came round earlyer and told me i have angina but guess it could have been worse. Here till monday at least, cant wait to get out its full of old men talking to them selves and grinding there teeth during the night. They could have at least put me on a ward with at least 1 person my age It's not all bad though surely..............have any of those lovely young nurses given you a bed bath yet?? NO COMMENT :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ratattack 111 Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 Nurses uniforms are see thru when they bend over If you got some pretty ones it may be worth dropping a few things to perk up your stay Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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