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On tuesday morning at about 1 am i woke up with the worst chest pain imagenable, my partner phoned an ambulance and i was treated for a heart attack and possible angina on the way to the hospital. On arrival i was taken into casualty where i spent the next hour or so having ECG's, needles in my stomoch, and a good old load of morphine pumped into my arm, some good shit that stuff is!!

Shortly after i was taken to the high dependency unit where i spent the next 20 hours till my blood tests came back. Iwas told that the results where negative witch means the old ticker seems to be ok and no damage was caused, thank god for that !!

At around mid day il be going for angina test where iv been told i have to get on a treadmill for about 12 minutes so im hoping thats going to be ok aswell.

Well bet your woundering why the threads called squirrel shit, so here goes.

This morning i woke up starving as i refuse to eat hospital food, so i got out of my bed , put on my clothes and walked down to the main enterence and walked about half a mile to the local 24 hour garage to get somthing to eat. On my way back i noticed loads of fresh bird shit all over the pavment, so i looked up to check there where no birds ready to shit on my jacket and there was a grey squirrel in the tree i was walking under, then it dawned on me, WHAT DOES SQUIRREL SHIT LOOK LIKE ? :hmm: . Iv seen all kinds of shit but never seen squizzer shit! HAVE YOU ?

Written on my laptop ward 6 Furness General Hospital

Good look if you go searching for squirrel shit

ATB migmog, Martin.

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Here one for you guys !

On tuesday morning at about 1 am i woke up with the worst chest pain imagenable, my partner phoned an ambulance and i was treated for a heart attack and possible angina on the way to the hospital. On arrival i was taken into casualty where i spent the next hour or so having ECG's, needles in my stomoch, and a good old load of morphine pumped into my arm, some good shit that stuff is!!

Shortly after i was taken to the high dependency unit where i spent the next 20 hours till my blood tests came back. Iwas told that the results where negative witch means the old ticker seems to be ok and no damage was caused, thank god for that !!

At around mid day il be going for angina test where iv been told i have to get on a treadmill for about 12 minutes so im hoping thats going to be ok aswell.

Well bet your woundering why the threads called squirrel shit, so here goes.

This morning i woke up starving as i refuse to eat hospital food, so i got out of my bed , put on my clothes and walked down to the main enterence and walked about half a mile to the local 24 hour garage to get somthing to eat. On my way back i noticed loads of fresh bird shit all over the pavment, so i looked up to check there where no birds ready to shit on my jacket and there was a grey squirrel in the tree i was walking under, then it dawned on me, WHAT DOES SQUIRREL SHIT LOOK LIKE ? :hmm: . Iv seen all kinds of shit but never seen squizzer shit! HAVE YOU ?

Written on my laptop ward 6 Furness General Hospital

Good look if you go searching for squirrel shit

ATB migmog, Martin.

wondered that myself once,must of been bored,oh and get well soon

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Lol what a topic funny enough i was wondering what it looked like the other day i see a long streaky bit of shite with loads of berries in it and thought that must be it,But now im starting to think i was wrong.

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Here one for you guys !

On tuesday morning at about 1 am i woke up with the worst chest pain imagenable, my partner phoned an ambulance and i was treated for a heart attack and possible angina on the way to the hospital. On arrival i was taken into casualty where i spent the next hour or so having ECG's, needles in my stomoch, and a good old load of morphine pumped into my arm, some good shit that stuff is!!

Shortly after i was taken to the high dependency unit where i spent the next 20 hours till my blood tests came back. Iwas told that the results where negative witch means the old ticker seems to be ok and no damage was caused, thank god for that !!

At around mid day il be going for angina test where iv been told i have to get on a treadmill for about 12 minutes so im hoping thats going to be ok aswell.

Well bet your woundering why the threads called squirrel shit, so here goes.

This morning i woke up starving as i refuse to eat hospital food, so i got out of my bed , put on my clothes and walked down to the main enterence and walked about half a mile to the local 24 hour garage to get somthing to eat. On my way back i noticed loads of fresh bird shit all over the pavment, so i looked up to check there where no birds ready to shit on my jacket and there was a grey squirrel in the tree i was walking under, then it dawned on me, WHAT DOES SQUIRREL SHIT LOOK LIKE ? :hmm: . Iv seen all kinds of shit but never seen squizzer shit! HAVE YOU ?

Written on my laptop ward 6 Furness General Hospital

Good look if you go searching for squirrel shit

ATB migmog, Martin.

It's lovely on a buttered roll with a nice cup o tea LOL. get well soon.

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:11: Theres a saying aswell, "you must be nuttyer than squirrel shit" so maybe it does look like a topic, but maybe not quit as tasty! By the way at least the sandwiches are fresh at the 24 hour garege.

Doctor came round earlyer and told me i have angina but guess it could have been worse. Here till monday at least, cant wait to get out its full of old men talking to them selves and grinding there teeth during the night. They could have at least put me on a ward with at least 1 person my age :11:

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11.gif Theres a saying aswell, "you must be nuttyer than squirrel shit" so maybe it does look like a topic, but maybe not quit as tasty! By the way at least the sandwiches are fresh at the 24 hour garege.

Doctor came round earlyer and told me i have angina but guess it could have been worse. Here till monday at least, cant wait to get out its full of old men talking to them selves and grinding there teeth during the night. They could have at least put me on a ward with at least 1 person my age 11.gif

 

 

It's not all bad though surely..............have any of those lovely young nurses given you a bed bath yet?? toast.gif11.gif

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11.gif Theres a saying aswell, "you must be nuttyer than squirrel shit" so maybe it does look like a topic, but maybe not quit as tasty! By the way at least the sandwiches are fresh at the 24 hour garege.

Doctor came round earlyer and told me i have angina but guess it could have been worse. Here till monday at least, cant wait to get out its full of old men talking to them selves and grinding there teeth during the night. They could have at least put me on a ward with at least 1 person my age 11.gif

 

 

It's not all bad though surely..............have any of those lovely young nurses given you a bed bath yet?? toast.gif11.gif

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