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a maths teacher asks a question to the class

 

there is six birds sat on the fence an the farmer shoots one how many is left on the fence??

 

billy put his hand up an says none miss they would all fiy away

 

the teacher replies thats wrong billy there is five left on the fence but i like the way your thinking though

 

billy cherps up an says miss can i ask you a question now

 

ok says the teacher.

 

there are three women eating ice cream cone ones is licking the ice cream, one is biteing it and the other

 

is sucking it which one is married

 

the teacher nervously replies the one sucking??

 

 

no miss the one wearing the wedding ring but i like the way your thinking

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