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two irish men are hunting in the woods when paddy says "i am bursting 4 a crap but havent got anything to wipe me arse on".murthy says "if ye got a fiver use that". paddy goes for a few minutes and comes back with crap up his hands and clothes. murphy says "what happened to you". paddy says "have you ever tried wiping your arse with 3 pound coins five 20 pence pieces and two 50 pences?".

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