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Unfortunatly true

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Bird Feeder

 

 

I bought a bird feeder.. I hung

 

 

it on my patio and filled

 

 

it lovingly with seed... It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder.

 

 

Within a

 

 

week we had hundreds of birds

 

 

taking advantage of the

 

 

Continuous flow of free and

 

 

easily accessible food.

 

 

 

But then the birds started

 

 

building nests in the boards

 

 

of the patio, above the table,

 

 

and next to the barbecue..

 

Then came the bird sh * t. It was

 

 

everywhere; on the patio tiles,

 

 

the chairs, the table ...

 

 

everywhere!

 

Then some of the birds

 

 

turned mean. They would

 

 

dive bomb me and try to

 

 

peck me even though I had

 

 

fed them out of my own

 

 

pocket.

 

 

 

And other birds were

 

 

boisterous and loud. They

 

 

sat on the feeder and

 

 

squawked and screamed at

 

 

all hours of the day and night

 

 

and demanded that I fill it

 

 

when it got low on food.

 

 

 

After a while, I couldn't even

 

 

sit on my own back porch

 

 

anymore. So I took down the

 

 

bird feeder and in three days

 

 

the birds were gone. I cleaned

 

 

up their mess and took down

 

 

the many nests they had built

 

 

all over the patio.

 

 

 

Soon, the back yard was like

 

 

it used to be ... quiet, serene

 

 

and no one demanding their

 

 

rights to a free meal...

 

Now let's see ........

 

 

Our government give out

 

 

free food, subsidised housing,

 

 

free medical care, and free

 

 

education and allows anyone

 

 

born here to be an automatic

 

 

citizen.

 

 

 

Then the illegals came by

 

 

the millions. Suddenly

 

 

our taxes went up to pay for the

 

 

free services; small flats

 

 

are housing 5 or more families; you

 

 

have to wait 6 hours to be seen

 

 

by a doctor in an emergency surgery

 

 

because it is filled with illegal non tax payers;

 

 

your child's year 12 class is

 

 

behind other schools because

 

 

over half the class doesn't speak

 

 

English.

 

 

 

Corn Flakes now come in a

 

 

bilingual box; I have to

 

 

'press one' to hear my bank

 

 

talk to me in English, and

 

 

people waving flags other

 

 

than our own country’s flag are

 

 

squawking and screaming

 

 

in the streets, demanding

 

 

more rights and free liberties.

 

 

 

Its just my opinion but:

 

 

maybe, just maybe,

 

 

it's time for the government

 

 

to take down the damn bird feeder..

 

 

If you agree, pass it on; if not,

 

 

continue cleaning up the sh*t! :clapper:

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