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As some of you know, I am at university at the ripe old age of 61. I was in a uni bar this lunchtime when the subject of RATS came up. Management were getting paranoid about them. Decided to go for poison and traps. After this, a lass working behind the bar told me about her experience with rats. She was working behind another uni bar when a rat ran out. She was wearing her 12 hole DMs so she did what I reckon anyone would do. She stomped on it. Flat rat, blood guts and squashy bits all over the floor. She was hauled up before a disciplinary committee and reprimanded for cruelty to animals.

Err? Poison? Traps? Or a size 7DM? Take your pick!

 

PC run wild or just idjits?

 

Ric

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Disciplinary? If I was them I'd be more worried about the fact they had a rat infestation than the quick means a member of staff chose to get rid of it before it ran through a dining hall full of paying customers. :whistling: Maybe they were already looking for an excuse to sack her?

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when i was back at school it was summer time and me and my mate was waiting out side to go into class

 

when a young crow made its leap of faith out of it's nest it did not do to well

 

with the flying job and ended up on the ground my mate been the crazy t##t that he was ran over

 

and hoofed the crow with his size 9 steel toe caps on it must have gone over 15 yard :rofl:

 

everyone started screaming i thort the teacher was gonna kill him then he got a massive

 

doing off the head about how cruel he was then got sent home for the rest of the week

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Disciplinary? If I was them I'd be more worried about the fact they had a rat infestation than the quick means a member of staff chose to get rid of it before it ran through a dining hall full of paying customers. :whistling: Maybe they were already looking for an excuse to sack her?

 

Not as far as I could make out. She had just done THE WRONG THING. It is not politically correct to stomp on rats. What annoys me is that it seems to be OK to poison them, trap them or whatever but you must NOT STOMP ON THEM.

Which is the more merciful death? Warfarin eating your guts out or a Size 7DM stomp?

 

Bah. Humbug.

 

Ric

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As some of you know, I am at university at the ripe old age of 61. I was in a uni bar this lunchtime when the subject of RATS came up. Management were getting paranoid about them. Decided to go for poison and traps. After this, a lass working behind the bar told me about her experience with rats. She was working behind another uni bar when a rat ran out. She was wearing her 12 hole DMs so she did what I reckon anyone would do. She stomped on it. Flat rat, blood guts and squashy bits all over the floor. She was hauled up before a disciplinary committee and reprimanded for cruelty to animals.

Err? Poison? Traps? Or a size 7DM? Take your pick!

 

PC run wild or just idjits?

 

Ric

I have a real issue with poison. You might be aware that leics has a poor record when it comes to the illegal poisoning of raptors?

Suely this could be as a result of poisoned rats? During the shooting season, paths near us often have signs up saying keep your dogs on leads as rat poison has been put down. It could be just scare tactics, but the thought of my dog, who'd eat anything, dying a long and painful death because of a poisoned rat is enough for me to avoid the area. Poison gets in the food chain and does more damage than people know.

 

So a size 7 DM for me everytime..........quite like the idea of a girl in DM stomping rats!

 

 

rgds

 

Swampy

 

 

toxicning

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.....quite like the idea of a girl in DM stomping rats!

 

Kinky bugger :laugh:

 

On the topic of poisons, has anyone seen/used Eradibait? It's lethal to rats and mice, impossible for them to become immune to, and harmless to all other species (including people). Basically mice and rats can't vomit, and Eradibait is like super-concentrated cat litter... They eat it, and it starts to draw moisture out of them, and swell... Since they can't vomit it back up, it ends up drying them inside out. :sick: Not nice I suppose, but no worse than slowly bleeding to death internally. Also handy in that it's targeted and resistance-proof.

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