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1 - Politicians

 

2 - Bankers

 

3 - Pedestrians stood next to puddles in the road.

 

4 - Political correctness

 

5 - Drivers who don't indicate at junctions and roundabouts.

 

6 - People playing awful chav music via their mobile phone in public places.

 

7 - Public transport

 

8 - Inland revenue

 

9 - ArsePCA.

 

10 - Tardiness

 

 

I had to have 10 because I am a right grumpy bugger. :boxing:

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f#cking people who say aaarrrrrrrrrr when lickle animalywalies do something they percieve as cute........ that would be my mrs then (when she's got a animal vets/bank/loans desk program on I like to throw in the odd "shoot that in the face I would" and such, just to get her to bugger off and watch it in another room)

 

Cilla blick (the south african version)

 

Bruce feckin forsythe

 

Every single person on the planet somehow connected with creating the shite on telly known as

X Factor

Britains got talent

Americas got talent (:rofl: :rofl: who in the hell thought that would work???)

 

and that smug mother fu..ker Ghandi

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People not wearing seat belts.

 

People driving whilst on their mobile phones.

 

Woman putting on their slap whilst driving.

 

People who say "LIKE" in every other sentence.

 

Hairy ears and nostrils......... :no:

 

Woman who use sooooo much slap to disquise ONE spot or another.

 

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Right then. Its Friday. Sooooo......................

 

What are the three things that really get on your wick for no apparent reason whatsoever?

 

Mine are as follows:-

1. People who drive in the middle lane of the motorway when the nearside lane is empty.

2. People who drive with their foglamps on when its completely good visability

3. People who flick my lighter on just to play. And they don't even smoke.

4. (I can have four as its my thread!) Man Utd fans whose only affiliation with Mancdhester is that they buy their racing post from a guy who used to live next door to a woman whose son used to walk the dog of a guy who delivered milk to Ryan Giggs' cousin.

 

A combination of all four is guarenteed to send me to the point of self harming!

 

YOU CANNOT HAVE "STUPID THREADS" AS ONE!

 

 

Rgds

Swampy

 

Irrationalning

 

People who hijack Che Guevera's picture to make themselves look cool.

Whoops . . .

 

Ric

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being a night worker, mine are all driving related too;

 

middle lane drivers :wallbash:

middle lane drivers, that then pull over to the right when your behind them :wallbash::wallbash:

drivers that drive in the outside lane, because they are going to turn right 10 MILES UP THE ROAD :wallbash:

drivers in london, that are too *ucking dumb to read a bus lane sign, and therefore drive in the righthand lane :wallbash::wallbash::wallbash: just because they think the left side is a bus lane, Im screaming now, READ THE *UCKING SIGNS, blue signs are mandotary, its not a bus lane until 7am :wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

 

victor meldew, who's he :wallbash::wallbash:

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1 supermarket checkout, i do the shoping evry week ,being a man i put things on the convayor belt in order , all meat together , frozen together, bottles together ect, but the fecking retards they have in ASDA always manage to mix it up.

 

2 chavs and hoodies hanging round the shops.

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Mine are, idiots who sit at the lights when they have changed while the cars in front drive off . The people who pull up at the lights and stop about 30 yard from the car in front forcing everyone else to stop then when they get paranoid about the gap start creeping forward. People who when shuting a door only close it part way .

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f#cking people who say aaarrrrrrrrrr when lickle animalywalies do something they percieve as cute........

 

Aaaarrrrrrrr lickle animalywalies such a cute way to describe things :thumbs:

 

Hate stroppy teens specially 13-14yr olds who try and face up to you...especially when theyre in a group :wallbash:

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Hate stroppy teens specially 13-14yr olds who try and face up to you...especially when theyre in a group :wallbash:

 

:yes: We'd have got a slap if we'd have tried that as kids. That's the problem these days, they've got no fear of the consequences of their actions...

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  • Other drivers, period. Especially those who hog the middle lane, drive at the same speed through every limit you go through (usually 30 or 40mph), don't indicate properly or worse still indicate improperly, cut you up, and/or have a fit of road rage in your general direction because of something THEY did.
  • All other people, especially antis and people who take you for granted and only want to know you when they want something from you or off you.
  • Women who don't want sex because they haven't had a shower, then have a shower and don't want sex because they're clean. LOL What?
  • People who are closed minded and spout the same old rubbish, ignoring completely any and all objective scientific evidence you lay in front of them. Then start circular arguing to try to make their 'case', or else start to pick out tiny ambiguities in your own argument and claim you don't know what you're on about; all the while redirecting you away from the fact they (1) can't answer your basic questions on their original assertion and (2) are talking BS.
  • There are more, but my blood pressure's 175/140 this week and the doctor advised I stay calm. Oops.

Stressedning. :tongue2:

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  • Other drivers, period. Especially those who hog the middle lane, drive at the same speed through every limit you go through (usually 30 or 40mph), don't indicate properly or worse still indicate improperly, cut you up, and/or have a fit of road rage in your general direction because of something THEY did.
  • All other people, especially antis and people who take you for granted and only want to know you when they want something from you or off you.
  • Women who don't want sex because they haven't had a shower, then have a shower and don't want sex because they're clean. LOL What?
  • People who are closed minded and spout the same old rubbish, ignoring completely any and all objective scientific evidence you lay in front of them. Then start circular arguing to try to make their 'case', or else start to pick out tiny ambiguities in your own argument and claim you don't know what you're on about; all the while redirecting you away from the fact they (1) can't answer your basic questions on their original assertion and (2) are talking BS.
  • There are more, but my blood pressure's 175/140 this week and the doctor advised I stay calm. Oops.

Stressedning. :tongue2:

 

I dont know what you mean Rain Maker............ :thumbs:

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