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Right then. Its Friday. Sooooo......................

 

What are the three things that really get on your wick for no apparent reason whatsoever?

 

Mine are as follows:-

1. People who drive in the middle lane of the motorway when the nearside lane is empty.

2. People who drive with their foglamps on when its completely good visability

3. People who flick my lighter on just to play. And they don't even smoke.

4. (I can have four as its my thread!) Man Utd fans whose only affiliation with Mancdhester is that they buy their racing post from a guy who used to live next door to a woman whose son used to walk the dog of a guy who delivered milk to Ryan Giggs' cousin.

 

A combination of all four is guarenteed to send me to the point of self harming!

 

YOU CANNOT HAVE "STUPID THREADS" AS ONE!

 

 

Rgds

Swampy

 

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People with yappy snappy mops on the end of a lead that haven't a fecking clue about dogs

 

People who turn bull breeds into nasty b@stards so they look hard

 

Eejits who drive thro puddles to soak pedestrians

 

Smelly tw*ts that don't bathe/shower often enough

 

God i'm turning into Victor Meldrew

 

Regards a Grumpy old Git(which is why i picked 4 so if you don't like it :feck: )

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women who dont like dogs :wallbash:

 

Women who have a shower before bedtime,and then have another one when they get up in the morning even though you didnt have sex?? :icon_eek: whats that all about????

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1. People who don't indicate while driving.

 

2. Tractors that will not pull over no matter how many cars are stuck behind.

 

3. English people with daft catchphrases, what was it again, sing, ping, pong? Something along those lines! :D

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  On 20/11/2009 at 13:28, Dosser said:

Penelope Cruz, and her mate Salma Hayek, phoning me at all hours of the day and night, when i've specifically told them to wait till i call them !!

I sympathise mate.

A restraining order is the only way forward.

 

Katy Perry and Holly Willoughby were the same with me. Made my life hell!

 

 

Swampy

 

Fantasticning

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  On 20/11/2009 at 13:33, jt750 said:

People with yappy snappy mops on the end of a lead that haven't a fecking clue about dogs

 

People who turn bull breeds into nasty b@stards so they look hard

 

Eejits who drive thro puddles to soak pedestrians

 

Smelly tw*ts that don't bathe/shower often enough

 

God i'm turning into Victor Meldrew

 

Regards a Grumpy old Git(which is why i picked 4 so if you don't like it :feck: )

Mate. You have issues!

 

rgds

 

Swampy

 

Concernedning

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  On 20/11/2009 at 13:34, maltenby said:

1. People who don't indicate while driving.

 

2. Tractors that will not pull over no matter how many cars are stuck behind.

 

3. English people with daft catchphrases, what was it again, sing, ping, pong? Something along those lines! :D

 

Or is it just the English?

 

 

Swampy

 

 

NING FOR MALT

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  On 20/11/2009 at 13:36, Swampy said:
  On 20/11/2009 at 13:34, maltenby said:

1. People who don't indicate while driving.

 

2. Tractors that will not pull over no matter how many cars are stuck behind.

 

3. English people with daft catchphrases, what was it again, sing, ping, pong? Something along those lines! :D

 

Or is it just the English?

 

 

Swampy

 

 

NING FOR MALT

 

:laugh: No no, nothing wrong with the English, as long as they stay in England! :laugh: It's when they come down here in the summer en masse and think they own the place they start getting on my tits! A bit like the 1200's all over again! :rolleyes::laugh::thumbs:

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Chewing gum - the stuff itself and people doing it. Whether it's Alex Ferguson on the touchline chomping away like he's powering a turbine using solely jaw power or idiot people who chew the cud slowly and then smile at you so you can see it churning about... ick... STOP IT!!

 

Shopping - just don't even go there. Grocery hunting is just hell on earth, why on earth do some people say they enjoy it?! And by association, the anarchy that is any supermarket car park.

 

Sellotape - if I never saw another roll of it I'd die happy. Spawn of the devil it is. Never sticks anything it's supposed to but manages to permanently attach everything else to everything else.

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