Swampy 147 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Right then. Its Friday. Sooooo...................... What are the three things that really get on your wick for no apparent reason whatsoever? Mine are as follows:- 1. People who drive in the middle lane of the motorway when the nearside lane is empty. 2. People who drive with their foglamps on when its completely good visability 3. People who flick my lighter on just to play. And they don't even smoke. 4. (I can have four as its my thread!) Man Utd fans whose only affiliation with Mancdhester is that they buy their racing post from a guy who used to live next door to a woman whose son used to walk the dog of a guy who delivered milk to Ryan Giggs' cousin. A combination of all four is guarenteed to send me to the point of self harming! YOU CANNOT HAVE "STUPID THREADS" AS ONE! Rgds Swampy Irrationalning Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shepp 2,285 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 People littering and fly tipping, nothing more complicated than that. Sorry thats not irrational. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Applying for jobs and not getting as much as a phone call in the way of a reply reafirming the B.N.P saying that the forighners are takeing all our jobs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dosser 52 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Penelope Cruz, and her mate Salma Hayek, phoning me at all hours of the day and night, when i've specifically told them to wait till i call them !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jt750 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 People with yappy snappy mops on the end of a lead that haven't a fecking clue about dogs People who turn bull breeds into nasty b@stards so they look hard Eejits who drive thro puddles to soak pedestrians Smelly tw*ts that don't bathe/shower often enough God i'm turning into Victor Meldrew Regards a Grumpy old Git(which is why i picked 4 so if you don't like it ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
donk 12 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 (edited) women who dont like dogs Women who have a shower before bedtime,and then have another one when they get up in the morning even though you didnt have sex?? whats that all about???? Edited November 20, 2009 by donk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 1. People who don't indicate while driving. 2. Tractors that will not pull over no matter how many cars are stuck behind. 3. English people with daft catchphrases, what was it again, sing, ping, pong? Something along those lines! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Swampy 147 Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 On 20/11/2009 at 13:28, Dosser said: Penelope Cruz, and her mate Salma Hayek, phoning me at all hours of the day and night, when i've specifically told them to wait till i call them !! I sympathise mate. A restraining order is the only way forward. Katy Perry and Holly Willoughby were the same with me. Made my life hell! Swampy Fantasticning Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Swampy 147 Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 On 20/11/2009 at 13:33, jt750 said: People with yappy snappy mops on the end of a lead that haven't a fecking clue about dogs People who turn bull breeds into nasty b@stards so they look hard Eejits who drive thro puddles to soak pedestrians Smelly tw*ts that don't bathe/shower often enough God i'm turning into Victor Meldrew Regards a Grumpy old Git(which is why i picked 4 so if you don't like it ) Mate. You have issues! rgds Swampy Concernedning Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Swampy 147 Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 On 20/11/2009 at 13:34, maltenby said: 1. People who don't indicate while driving. 2. Tractors that will not pull over no matter how many cars are stuck behind. 3. English people with daft catchphrases, what was it again, sing, ping, pong? Something along those lines! Or is it just the English? Swampy NING FOR MALT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacob 28 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 having her family over for christmas AGAIN Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 On 20/11/2009 at 13:36, Swampy said: On 20/11/2009 at 13:34, maltenby said: 1. People who don't indicate while driving. 2. Tractors that will not pull over no matter how many cars are stuck behind. 3. English people with daft catchphrases, what was it again, sing, ping, pong? Something along those lines! Or is it just the English? Swampy NING FOR MALT No no, nothing wrong with the English, as long as they stay in England! It's when they come down here in the summer en masse and think they own the place they start getting on my tits! A bit like the 1200's all over again! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fabapocalypse 35 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Chewing gum - the stuff itself and people doing it. Whether it's Alex Ferguson on the touchline chomping away like he's powering a turbine using solely jaw power or idiot people who chew the cud slowly and then smile at you so you can see it churning about... ick... STOP IT!! Shopping - just don't even go there. Grocery hunting is just hell on earth, why on earth do some people say they enjoy it?! And by association, the anarchy that is any supermarket car park. Sellotape - if I never saw another roll of it I'd die happy. Spawn of the devil it is. Never sticks anything it's supposed to but manages to permanently attach everything else to everything else. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 You all woke up this morning .. stop whinging ... what could be beter than waking up & not having to rely on someone else to dress you & feed you shut up and behave Quote Link to post Share on other sites
salclalin 240 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 People who pick up their Dog's mess in little bags(Rightly So) And then hang it on the Nearest Fenceline or Hedge.Ffs they have done the Hardest bit why don't they put it in the Proper bins.Really gets my Back up. Wankers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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