ArchieHood 3,692 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Face like a bag of ferrets you can only piss with the cock you've got Sweating like a ni**er at a Alabama rape trial Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 daddy why is there a taste of shit off your cock Because your brother wanted the car. i thought i was the only one that had to taste my brothers excrement Quote Link to post Share on other sites
roebuck220 80 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Every hole's a goal If there's turf on the pitch the game can be played Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MOO 730 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Non achoholic beer is like licking out your sister ...it tastes the same but its just no right I wouldnt fuk that in the head with a hammer ( sharp as an elephants forehead ) pus like a jar o forkie tails () as much use as a chicken with tits youve got a foreskin hes got a five skin id use her shit for toothpaste Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted November 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 swallow its full of vitamins Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob.i 26 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Go and take your face for a shit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dai dogs 1,404 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 (edited) .... Edited November 17, 2009 by dai dogs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ROUGH COATED Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Any chance of you WANKING ME OFF WITH YOUR ARSE HOLE LOVE :tongue4: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RicW 67 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 (edited) Teamwork…means never having to take all the blame yourself. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together. If you don’t know where you’re going how do you expect to get there ? “It’s not how you look when your playing the game, its how you play the game when people are watching” What happens, will happen. What has happened, can’t be changed. Fuxk em all bar one and he can fuxk himself. Crossways Edited November 16, 2009 by RicW Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 you couldnt pour piss out of a boot...with the instructions written on the heel he's so thick he thought sugar diabetes was the welsh middleweight champion Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wexford Pa 84 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Put it in wit your hand, beat it on wit your arse... Takes a big hammer to drive a big nail... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Dont fix it if it isnt broken Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Its not worth a ragmans balloon. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 i promise i wont cum in you baby ....il pull out :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steel 17 Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 hate is baggage lifes to short to be pissed off all the time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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