IanB 0 Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly - pay me a compliment". The husband replies, "Your eyesight's 'f* "kin' perfect " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thurso jack 3 Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 lol good one!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 27 Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 :11: :11: :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shepp 2,285 Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Belter :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hairyface 211 Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 classic mr B same woman was standing nude while straddling over the bathroom mirror examining her vadge, her husband walked in and shoulder barged her into the bath, the wife says "you stupid c#nt i couldve broke my arm" the husband replies " if you'd fell down that hole you'dve broke yer fecking neck" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LDR 29 Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest baldie Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 A man from Barnsley takes his wife to the doctors, cause she is in pup.The doc, quite obviously spots this, and says to the chap " but mr smith, hasnt your wife got the coil in"? he replies in an irate voice........"got the coil in????? got the f*****g coil in.......? the idle bitch hasnt even weshed the f*****g pots yet! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
diggory 130 Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 fella goes to the doctors and says doctor have you got any sleeping tablets for the wife doctor says why whats up with her ? SHES WOKE UP !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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