jjbull 38 Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 read this somewhere and had to put it up here The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why? He said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. sh * t" cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mucker Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 get the dogs out mate,works for me. :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 :whistle: http://www.thehuntinglife.com/forums/index...showtopic=12049 MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jjbull 38 Posted September 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 ooops never said i was perfect Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nelson 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Get away,you don't fart surely Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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