Favourite chat up line

[nelson 0]

In the 1980's whilst representing the British Army,i did service a rather large lady in a market town in Yorkshire,the Walrus was a rather heavy girl and i was left with it as my mate was upstairs seeing to a smaller,slimmer altogether more attractive young lady.

 

Having got to the point where i could not drink any more, i surrenderd myself to the fact that 2nd class f*cking is better than 1st class w*nking.

 

I allowed the Walrus to drag me upstairs and impressed her with my libido,the beast then fell asleep and i made my escape,getting my mate as i went,who did what i would have done and woke the Walruss to tell her we were leaving

 

The taxi driver that took us back to our digs, nearly crashed as he laughed and poored scorn on me.

 

We,ve all had a go on the big girl,said i but its a poor soldier who doesnt have blood on his bayonet,the rash lasted for weeks :sick:

[Guest rattingaddict]

Fat girl..yorkshire..market town...ummmm

 

Hope you aint shagged my mother :11: :11:

[nelson 0]

Fat girl..yorkshire..market town...ummmm

 

Hope you aint shagged my mother :11: :11:

 

F*ck,put it on the wrong topic :11:

 

 

In the 1980's whilst representing the British Army,i did service a rather large lady in a market town in Yorkshire,the Walrus was a rather heavy girl and i was left with it as my mate was upstairs seeing to a smaller,slimmer altogether more attractive young lady.

 

Having got to the point where i could not drink any more, i surrenderd myself to the fact that 2nd class f*cking is better than 1st class w*nking.

 

I allowed the Walrus to drag me upstairs and impressed her with my libido,the beast then fell asleep and i made my escape,getting my mate as i went,who did what i would have done and woke the Walruss to tell her we were leaving

 

The taxi driver that took us back to our digs, nearly crashed as he laughed and poored scorn on me.

 

We,ve all had a go on the big girl,said i but its a poor soldier who doesnt have blood on his bayonet,the rash lasted for weeks :sick:

 

I blame this slight slip in concentration on Ditch shitter for posting something on the Newbie thread which caused me to laugh so much i didn't know what my name was for a good 20 minutes

[Guest j-c]

i just relay on me' charm, smile and them drinking....

[LDR 29]

I moved to newcastle...............work it out for yourselves........ :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

[alec_brickie 1]

walk up to a girl make eye contact then turn to walk away and as you do say to her

"dont let your future walk away from you"

 

it never works but its always good for a laugh :thumbs-up:

[Guest tazdastokmaker]

is that a mirror in your pants........cause i can see myself in em

a goin to try that 1

[brock 11]

have you got spanners in your eyes?

no.

so whys my nuts tightening