nelson 0 Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 As i was pleasuring myself on the wife the other night (and watching telly to take my mind of it) i got to thinking how i first pulled her :wacko: I think it was my favourite chat up line at the time that did it.......... " If you don't struggle,i wont hurt you", So whats yours Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rattingaddict Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 "Do you believe in love at first sight...or shall I walk by again" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Elma Fudd Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 Me: whats your name Girl: gloria Me:that was my mothers name Girl: oooohhhh was it Me:well it used to be,she's called Dave now works everytime, upto the point were i grab there tits :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MickC 1,825 Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 If your out on the pull and you see a nice girl just take a note of what shes drinking.If her drink has Ice in it just walk over pour the Ice on the floor and then stamp on it.She will then ask what do you think your doing ? then just reply "now ive broke the Ice any chance of a shag" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 (edited) I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I WILL MAKE YOUR BEDROCK worked for me been with the good lady now for 7 years. Edited September 3, 2006 by bigeddie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rattingaddict Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 "you dunt sweat for a fat lass" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shepp 2,285 Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 "My face is leaving in 1/4 hour, make sure you're on it" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rabbithunter 456 Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 I dont need any Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hardfeather 56 Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 Get your coat on yer pulled! :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moley 115 Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 this could be your one and only chance to sleep with a molecatcher Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest moomin300uk Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 "Fancy a f**k" ... Been slapped lots with this one but you get the odd one also "I dont want your phone number just a shag ".... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JOEB Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 "Please can you help me off of the floor, I appear to have had a few to many".....used to work for me JOEB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
antg 1,784 Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 nice legs. what time do they open Quote Link to post Share on other sites
witton 6 Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 nice legs. what time do they open :11: i dont need em, my boyish charm gets em everytime :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest grubygrafter Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 is that a mirror in your pants........cause i can see myself in em Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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