Guest bullterrier Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 cops stop a pakistani in a transit van on the motorway,cop says "do you know the limit is 70"? pakistani looks behind and says" hear that 3 of you will have to get out"!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
number 1 lamper 0 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 cops stop a pakistani in a transit van on the motorway,cop says "do you know the limit is 70"? pakistani looks behind and says" hear that 3 of you will have to get out"!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lost scouse 46 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coursing mad 5 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 like it mate. whats the diffrence between a tyre & 350 condoms 1 is a goodyear and the other is a bloody good year Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Two little scouse scallys approach a man parking his car."Watch yer car fer a fiver mister?""No thanks lads,my Rottweiler is in the back"."Can it put fires out?." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coursing mad 5 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 why does the river mersey run through liverpool? because if it walked it would get mugged. what does a scouse have in common with a laxertive they both aggrivate the shit out of you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lost scouse 46 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 you,ve started something know john all the same scouse jokes hey ho some are true though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ssssh1forthepot 0 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 What do you get if you wrap Jordans kid up with sellotape?????? Sticky Black Spastic!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lost scouse 46 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 lets go back to scouse jokes we can defend ourselves if we want Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 What do you get if you wrap Jordans kid up with sellotape?????? Sticky Black Spastic!!!!!!!!! thats sick at the end of the day thats someones child lets go back to scouse jokes we can defend ourselves if we want Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ssssh1forthepot 0 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Chill out its only a joke!! If you cant laugh.... Cry! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lost scouse 46 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 and its goodnight from me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,506 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 98% of scousers have tried shower sex The other 2% aint been to jail yet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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