Aaron Proffitt 142 Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 The Great Chief of Peace, Chief Two Feathers was once asked by a govt. bureaucrat about all the advances and changes he had seen since the arrival of the White Man. Two Feathers replied "In my day, we had no knowledge of taxes or debt. There were many beaver,buffalo and clean water . We men hunted and fished all day while the women worked . At night , we made love to our women until the sun came up . Only the White Men would see that needed improvement." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aaron Proffitt 142 Posted October 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 More Indian Logic....Daylight Savings Time "The White Man is the only one who thinks that by cutting off one end of a blanket and sewing it to the other end makes for a longer blanket." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 The Great Chief of Peace, Chief Two Feathers was once asked by a govt. bureaucrat about all the advances and changes he had seen since the arrival of the White Man. Two Feathers replied "In my day, we had no knowledge of taxes or debt. There were many beaver,buffalo and clean water . We men hunted and fished all day while the women worked . At night , we made love to our women until the sun came up . Only the White Men would see that needed improvement." llove it.atb Catcher Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 Hi mate i agree with you but America was independent before most of the tribes where wiped out Think the last battle was wounded knee .atb Catcher Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aaron Proffitt 142 Posted October 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 Obviously, it's meant for a laugh.... with a twinge of truth thrown in. After all, if you can't laugh at the reflection in the mirror than you ought not to be laughing at all. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 Obviously, it's meant for a laugh.... with a twinge of truth thrown in. After all, if you can't laugh at the reflection in the mirror than you ought not to be laughing at all. Fair play Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aaron Proffitt 142 Posted October 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 Obviously, it's meant for a laugh.... with a twinge of truth thrown in. After all, if you can't laugh at the reflection in the mirror than you ought not to be laughing at all. Fair play AAnd to that end..... Along the turn of the century , a saloon and whorehouse failed to pay their taxes and it was confiscated by the US Govt who then opted to run it. In a year it went bankrupt. Goes to show you....the Gov is inefficient even when selling booze and p***y . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 Aaron,one of my all time favourites .................................. Indian build small fire and keep warm White man build big fire and keep warm collecting wood Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 Some crackers there! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
comanche 3,076 Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 Cowboy riding the trail comes across an Indian laying on the track with an ear to the ground . "What's going on ?" asks the cowboy. The indian looks up and answers," Stagecoach pass -by short time ago. Driver wearing green check shirt . All horses are black except nearside wheel- horse which is chestnut with white socks ". "Jesus ",exclaims the cowboy with admiration ," You red-men are sure gifted with fieldcraft skills . You mean you can tell all that just from listening to the vibrations in the ground ". The Indian looks up again and with a pained expression anounces ."No mate the b*****ds just ran me over!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
micheal rennicks 17 Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Obviously, it's meant for a laugh.... with a twinge of truth thrown in. After all, if you can't laugh at the reflection in the mirror than you ought not to be laughing at all. Fair play AAnd to that end..... Along the turn of the century , a saloon and whorehouse failed to pay their taxes and it was confiscated by the US Govt who then opted to run it. In a year it went bankrupt. Goes to show you....the Gov is inefficient even when selling booze and p***y . aaron they named it the whitehouse right Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest robbie1 Posted October 29, 2009 Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 a cowboy and a indian are walking along when the indian puts his ear to the ground and after a few secs says to the cowboy "buffalo come" cowboy says "how do you know???" indian replys "face sticky"!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aaron Proffitt 142 Posted October 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 Obviously, it's meant for a laugh.... with a twinge of truth thrown in. After all, if you can't laugh at the reflection in the mirror than you ought not to be laughing at all. Fair play AAnd to that end..... Along the turn of the century , a saloon and whorehouse failed to pay their taxes and it was confiscated by the US Govt who then opted to run it. In a year it went bankrupt. Goes to show you....the Gov is inefficient even when selling booze and p***y . aaron they named it the whitehouse right Yep...the other one they put a Dome over and called it 'Congress'. Been screwing us for money ever since. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aaron Proffitt 142 Posted October 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 a cowboy and a indian are walking along when the indian puts his ear to the ground and after a few secs says to the cowboy "buffalo come" cowboy says "how do you know???" indian replys "face sticky"!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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