why_me 0 Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 AN IRISH WOMAN OF ADVANCED AGE VISITED HER PHYSICIAN TO ASK HIS ADVICE IN REVIVING HER HUSBANDS LIBIDO. WHAT ABOUT TRYING VIAGRA? ASKED THE DOCTOR. NOT A CHANCE , SHE SAID. HE WONT EVEN TAKE ASPIRIN. NOT A PROBLEM. REPLIED THE DOCTOR.GIVE HIM AN IRISH VIAGRA. ITS WHEN YOU DROP THE VIAGRA TABLET INTO HIS COFFEE. HE WONT EVEN TASTE IT. GIVE IT A TRY, AND CALL ME IN A WEEK, TO LET ME KNOW HOW THINGS WENT. IT WASNT A WEEK LATER WHEN SHE CALLED THE DOCTOR, WHO DIRECTLY INQUIRED AS TO HER PROGRESS... THE POOR DEAR EXCLAIMED, OH FAITH BE JAYSUS AND BEGORRAH ! T'WAS HORRID! JUST TERRIBLE, DOCTOR!. REALLY? WHAT HAPPENED? ASKED THE DOCTOR. WELL, I DID AS YOU ADVISED AND SLIPPED IT IN HIS COFFEE AND THE EFFECT WAS ALMOST IMMEDIATE. HE JUMPED UP STRAIGHT UP, WITH A TWINKLE IN HIS EYE AND WITH HIS PANTS A-BULGING FIERCLY! WITH ONE SWOOP OF HIS ARM, HE SENT ME CUPS AND TABLECLOTH FLYING, RIPPED MY CLOTHES TO TATTERS AND TOOK ME THEN AND THERE PASSIONATELY ON THE TABLETOP! IT WAS A NIGHTMARE, I TELL YOU, AN ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE! WHY SO TERRIBLE? ASKED THE DOCTOR, DO YOU MEAN THE SEX YOUR HUSBAND PROVIDED WASNT GOOD! FECKIN JAYSUS, T'WAS THE BEST SEX I'VE EVER HAD IN 25 YEARS ! BUT SURE AS IM SITTING HERE, I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SHOW ME FACE IN MACDONALDS AGAIN ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kash 1 Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 paddy visits the chemist and says "i need something to keep me standing got 3 girls coming round tonight" "i got just what you need super strength viagra keep you going for hours" next day paddy's back at the chemist cock all black and blue skin hanging off say's "can i have some deepheat" chemist"what for your knob?" paddy replies"no for my wrist the b*****ds didn't turn up!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
foxlamper80 28 Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 verry good lad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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stubby 175 Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 AN IRISH WOMAN OF ADVANCED AGE VISITED HER PHYSICIAN TO ASK HIS ADVICE IN REVIVING HER HUSBANDS LIBIDO. WHAT ABOUT TRYING VIAGRA? ASKED THE DOCTOR. NOT A CHANCE , SHE SAID. HE WONT EVEN TAKE ASPIRIN. NOT A PROBLEM. REPLIED THE DOCTOR.GIVE HIM AN IRISH VIAGRA. ITS WHEN YOU DROP THE VIAGRA TABLET INTO HIS COFFEE. HE WONT EVEN TASTE IT. GIVE IT A TRY, AND CALL ME IN A WEEK, TO LET ME KNOW HOW THINGS WENT. IT WASNT A WEEK LATER WHEN SHE CALLED THE DOCTOR, WHO DIRECTLY INQUIRED AS TO HER PROGRESS... THE POOR DEAR EXCLAIMED, OH FAITH BE JAYSUS AND BEGORRAH ! T'WAS HORRID! JUST TERRIBLE, DOCTOR!. REALLY? WHAT HAPPENED? ASKED THE DOCTOR. WELL, I DID AS YOU ADVISED AND SLIPPED IT IN HIS COFFEE AND THE EFFECT WAS ALMOST IMMEDIATE. HE JUMPED UP STRAIGHT UP, WITH A TWINKLE IN HIS EYE AND WITH HIS PANTS A-BULGING FIERCLY! WITH ONE SWOOP OF HIS ARM, HE SENT ME CUPS AND TABLECLOTH FLYING, RIPPED MY CLOTHES TO TATTERS AND TOOK ME THEN AND THERE PASSIONATELY ON THE TABLETOP! IT WAS A NIGHTMARE, I TELL YOU, AN ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE! WHY SO TERRIBLE? ASKED THE DOCTOR, DO YOU MEAN THE SEX YOUR HUSBAND PROVIDED WASNT GOOD! FECKIN JAYSUS, T'WAS THE BEST SEX I'VE EVER HAD IN 25 YEARS ! BUT SURE AS IM SITTING HERE, I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SHOW ME FACE IN MACDONALDS AGAIN ! your mc donalds must be posh, we dont get TABLECLOTHS in ours Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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