shepp 2,285 Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Hey all you scotts, i've just been reading in the times that Mohamed al-Fayed wants to be the president of an independant Scotland. He reckons you are of Egyptian stock via a princess landing there 3,600 years ago. You'll have to give up booze though to comply with islamic law and your skirts may need to be of a longer cut. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/s...icle6889088.ece Shepp Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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undisputed 1,664 Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Hey all you scotts, i've just been reading in the times that Mohamed al-Fayed wants to be the president of an independant Scotland. He reckons you are of Egyptian stock via a princess landing there 3,600 years ago. You'll have to give up booze though to comply with islamic law and your skirts may need to be of a longer cut. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/s...icle6889088.ece Shepp Yip we could always start wearing those morris dancing kits Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BLUCHER 1 Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Why not wasnt IDI AMIN the last king of scotland. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Foxgun Tom 75 Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 (edited) Hey all you scotts, i've just been reading in the times that Mohamed al-Fayed wants to be the president of an independant Scotland. He reckons you are of Egyptian stock via a princess landing there 3,600 years ago. You'll have to give up booze though to comply with islamic law and your skirts may need to be of a longer cut. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/s...icle6889088.ece Shepp Most Holy Father and Lord, we know and from the chronicles and books of the ancients we find that among other famous nations our own, the Scots, has been graced with widespread renown. They journeyed from Greater Scythia by way of the Tyrrhenian Sea and the Pillars of Hercules, and dwelt for a long course of time in Spain among the most savage tribes, but nowhere could they be subdued by any race, however barbarous. Thence they came, twelve hundred years after the people of Israel crossed the Red Sea, to their home in the west where they still live today. The Britons they first drove out, the Picts they utterly destroyed, and, even though very often assailed by the Norwegians, the Danes and the English, they took possession of that home with many victories and untold efforts; and, as the historians of old time bear witness, they have held it free of all bondage ever since. In their kingdom there have reigned one hundred and thirteen kings of their own royal stock, the line unbroken a single foreigner. Above is the first paragraph of the "DECLARATION of ARBROATH" which was drawn up on 6th April 1320 (English translation from Latin) The Declaration of Arbroath was a letter from Scottish nobles to the Pope It mentions a people (Scots??) travelling from Greater Scythia, (South Eastern Europe, near the Caspian sea) sailing the Mediteranean sea and passing through the Pillars of Hercules (Straits of Gibralter) I've read some of the stories re: the Egyptian Princess "SCOTI" and the tales make you wonder and marvel?? Tom Ps: Forgot to add I personally think it a nice story but unfortunatly its the stuff myths and legends are made off!!!!! Edited October 25, 2009 by Foxgun Tom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MOO 730 Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 THIS IS THE NEXT KING OF SCOTLAND Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Leeview 791 Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 THIS IS THE NEXT KING OF SCOTLAND Make sure he lifts the hunting ban when he's crowned if it is nt already done Y.I.S Leeview Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MOO 730 Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 The hunting ban wont worry this wee fella Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stealthy1 3,964 Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Just so long as our next presidents not English, because we dont want a muslem in charge Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Just so long as our next presidents not English, because we dont want a muslem in charge Tony Blair's a jock by birth Stealthy, when he becomes EU president you'll have a friend in a very high place... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomandroz 0 Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 THIS IS THE NEXT KING OF SCOTLAND Hi He would get my vote !! ATB Tom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 (edited) Just so long as our next presidents not English, because we dont want a muslem in charge you can have that one eyed c**t back that we got lumbered with...and that fecking darling while your at it :wankerzo4: Edited October 26, 2009 by craigyboy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rainmaker 7 Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 The owner of Harrods, the London store, who has been refused a British passport, said he hoped to be offered Scottish citizenship if a planned independence referendum next year leads to the break-up of the United Kingdom. Say n'more... "Scotland? Independent? Funny you should say that, because I'm Scottish really if you think about it!..." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stealthy1 3,964 Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Just so long as our next presidents not English, because we dont want a muslem in charge you can have that one eyed c**t back that we got lumbered with...and that fecking darling while your at it :wankerzo4: Why do you think we did'nt want him Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stealthy1 3,964 Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Just so long as our next presidents not English, because we dont want a muslem in charge Tony Blair's a jock by birth Stealthy, when he becomes EU president you'll have a friend in a very high place... It would suit me if he went a little higher for me, like heaven Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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