Aaron Proffitt 142 Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Classic... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WelshVixen 4 Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 arnieboy said: WelshVixen said: so were they soft or hard boiled.... just trying to work out if your a three minute or a 5 minute man.....lol. 5MINS???????? am not doin it twice So im guessing the egg would still be snotty if you were too time it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martync1967 64 Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 keep em coming mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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MrYou 0 Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 chimp said: She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs And toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally Slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'You've Got to make love to me this very moment!' My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is Going to be my lucky day!' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; Right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards, she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her T-shirt Still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken' Bless......she still gotta ask !!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnieboy 93 Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 WelshVixen said: arnieboy said: WelshVixen said: so were they soft or hard boiled.... just trying to work out if your a three minute or a 5 minute man.....lol. 5MINS???????? am not doin it twice So im guessing the egg would still be snotty if you were too time it! no it would be very hard boiled theres other things to do before hand lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mcass123 6 Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 that was including foreplay atb mate mcass Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WelshVixen 4 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 arnieboy said: WelshVixen said: arnieboy said: WelshVixen said: so were they soft or hard boiled.... just trying to work out if your a three minute or a 5 minute man.....lol. 5MINS???????? am not doin it twice So im guessing the egg would still be snotty if you were too time it! no it would be very hard boiled theres other things to do before hand lol like butter the toast before it goes cold...lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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